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Molly Ringwald you are a slut

By: Bobby Finstock on 01/18/07 @ 6:27 am

I woke up in the middle of the night, pissed off… No not even pissed… I am at a level of mad that I don’t think I have ever been at, I was hoodwinked, bamboozled, I had the wool pulled over my eyes all by this harlot:

molly ringwald

Molly Ringwald you are a slut…. A whore… A mindfucker… And just a horrible human being… ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH

I should probably explain my anger, my pain, and why I am so distressed. You see last night I had a dream (for newer readers to my blogs I lucid dream which when it happens makes things fun) that Molly told me that she was pregnant with my child. We had the, “what are we going to do” conversation and I decided to hold off grad school in order to form a family and make sure we had the money to do everything.

One day I was supposed to meet her at the doctor’s office for her first checkup and my car broke down. In fact my entire exhaust system fell off the car and I was at a gas station all pissed off because I felt this was an expense that I didn’t need to deal with. I was calling random friends to come and get me but they were all at work and were unavailable to get to the phone. So I started to walk through this small town I was in to find a payphone to call Molly because my cell had just died after making the last call.

When I was walking through town I noticed a camera crew was following me. I pretended to duck into a building and waited for them to approach, when they came closer I jumped from around the corner and asked them why they were following me.

They told me they were from the BBC and they had been working on this documentary for twenty years with Molly. Apparently she will tell different guys that she is pregnant and they tape their reaction and the first few months of the “pregnancy” to see how they act. Of course Molly is lying about being pregnant but she is doing this as a study to show the different reactions of men.

Some of the past people she has done this to have been:

Judd Nelson

judd nelson

Andrew McCarthy

andrew mccarthy

David Beckham

beckham

In fact they said that is why she doesn’t make big movies in the United States anymore because she got a reputation for pulling stuff like this.

Needless to say I was pretty pissed off at this point so I decided to plot my revenge. Sadly I woke up before I could punch her in the stomach and make some memorable television. But that bitch has it coming……

So what the hell does this dream mean?

Past dreams:
My Pam Anderson Zombie Dream
My DJ Dream
My Dane Cook and Lesbian Hockey Player Dream
My Sam Jackson in WalMart Dream

Filed in: My Life

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

2 Responses to “Molly Ringwald you are a slut”

  1. Tori says:

    It is way more fun to comment here, I have to say. I love Molly Ringwald. I’m going to try to knock her up with a turkey baster.

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