My New Career, Greeting Card Maker

So I have decided to embark on a career as a greeting card maker. I am going to design a first run of cards and then bring them to the local Hallmark store and put them on the shelves. Sure I won’t get the money from the sales but I figure it is a good way to promote my new greeting card company.

I am going to really go after the people that don’t have greeting cards made for them. Here is my initial run of cards:

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I JUST GAVE YOU HERPES!!!

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Well it could be worse

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You could have knocked her up, oh I am pregnant by the way.

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Isn’t this kitten cute?

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Glad you think so because your cat is dead and we need to replace it.

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Aren’t the events in Darfur awful?

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Well that should put me breaking up with you into prospective.

There are my first couple of mock-ups. I really think this has a lot of potential.

Does anyone else have any ideas for cards? Are there other segments of the population that I should cover?