Over the last year I have had new people come along and start reading the feces that I write. I think now would be a good time to clear some things up and get everyone on the same page. Here is a list of enemies of the state of Kevin (I normally don’t refer to [...]
(NOTE: These have been reconstructed via re-tellings by the called and from CSI like investigations the next day.)
When I drink I usually have some issues with the whole concept of moderation, I go from 0 to 75 with no looking back. The issue is I hold my alcohol rather well, I am at times rather [...]
(This is one of those blogs where the comments will outshine the blog…)
In the past I have covered some of my dreams:
My Sam Jackson Wal-Mart Dream
My Dane Cook Deaf Hockey Dream with Lesbians
Basically I do a lot of lucid dreaming which has led to some rather interesting situations in my lifetime. Lately though I have [...]
Yesterday I was on my way home from class and I was talking to one of my friends from back east on the phone. They had just returned from a two day seminar on drugs held by a law enforcement agency. It was at this seminar that they learned about hooping, which is apparently all [...]
I wasn’t going to chime in on the whole Britney exposed train wreck vagina thing. Everyone jumped all over it and well… it wasn’t that shocking. It’s like the drunk uncle doing something totally inappropriate at the family reunion, “There goes Gary again to dry hump that head of lettuce. Oh Gary!”
The other day though [...]
I have to admit to you all I am a big liar. For the first time ever I told a fib to you all… ok the second time I am not hung like a horse (more like a donkey).
There is no prison pen pal. The site does exist and the girl is very real but [...]
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