Comments on: A New Years Resolution We Can All Make http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/ Once You Read It You Can't Unread It Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:23:23 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: Shirin http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/comment-page-1/#comment-34265 Shirin Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:02:08 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/#comment-34265 Uhhh... Actually, I don't really understand why there are all those "left-handed" items on the market. And those desks... good grief, those things are so stupid! Also, I have no idea what Ned Flanders thing you're talking about, but you're obviously a fatass couch potato who watches too much of the Simpsons. As for banquets and dinners, what kind of gathering or crappy, tiny restaurant are you going to that people are *that* cramped for someone's dominant hand to make a difference? You obviously need a serious social-circle upgrade... but then again, that won't happen until you're sophisticated enough to set aside your Hitler-esque attitude toward left-handed people. By the way, I'm left-handed and I don't need a left-handed desk. Not only that, but I eat with my right hand. Basically, I'm just better than you. Uhhh… Actually, I don’t really understand why there are all those “left-handed” items on the market. And those desks… good grief, those things are so stupid! Also, I have no idea what Ned Flanders thing you’re talking about, but you’re obviously a fatass couch potato who watches too much of the Simpsons. As for banquets and dinners, what kind of gathering or crappy, tiny restaurant are you going to that people are *that* cramped for someone’s dominant hand to make a difference? You obviously need a serious social-circle upgrade… but then again, that won’t happen until you’re sophisticated enough to set aside your Hitler-esque attitude toward left-handed people.

By the way, I’m left-handed and I don’t need a left-handed desk. Not only that, but I eat with my right hand. Basically, I’m just better than you.

]]> By: Elizabeth http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/comment-page-1/#comment-31975 Elizabeth Sat, 31 Jan 2009 02:34:10 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/#comment-31975 "so right handed people can have left handed children too :O but not the other way around"..... Actually, I have a right handed son, despite my and his father's left-handedness. “so right handed people can have left handed children too :O but not the other way around”…..
Actually, I have a right handed son, despite my and his father’s left-handedness.

]]> By: JIZZARD http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/comment-page-1/#comment-25768 JIZZARD Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:31:21 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/#comment-25768 uh... you can use any scissors both ways uh… you can use any scissors both ways

]]> By: David http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/comment-page-1/#comment-21780 David Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:31:10 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/#comment-21780 Yea. And what about the ambidextrous people? What do we do with them? Yea. And what about the ambidextrous people? What do we do with them?

]]> By: Kevin http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/comment-page-1/#comment-18167 Kevin Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:13:11 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/#comment-18167 Damn it.... back to the drawing board. Damn it…. back to the drawing board.

]]> By: lol http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/comment-page-1/#comment-18166 lol Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:11:29 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/#comment-18166 Actually, the gene for being left handed is recessive, so right handed people can have left handed children too :O but not the other way around So really, you should think about killing all the right handed people Ooh, didn't think that would bite you in the ass, did you? Actually, the gene for being left handed is recessive, so right handed people can have left handed children too :O but not the other way around
So really, you should think about killing all the right handed people

Ooh, didn’t think that would bite you in the ass, did you?

]]> By: charity http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/comment-page-1/#comment-5990 charity Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:01:23 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/#comment-5990 Get rid of the right-handed people! It solves all the problems you mentioned, (well, besides the actual people, but I haven't heard of them in a while so they can't be that bad) and it will reduce the population drastically! This in turn will lead to less CO2 emissions, fixing our global warming problem. Get rid of the right-handed people! It solves all the problems you mentioned, (well, besides the actual people, but I haven’t heard of them in a while so they can’t be that bad) and it will reduce the population drastically! This in turn will lead to less CO2 emissions, fixing our global warming problem.

]]> By: As a readership you have all totally failed me at Pointlessbanter.net http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/comment-page-1/#comment-5510 As a readership you have all totally failed me at Pointlessbanter.net Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:12:48 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/#comment-5510 [...] If you need a refresher you can read it HERE. [...] [...] If you need a refresher you can read it HERE. [...]

]]> By: Jessica http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/comment-page-1/#comment-1273 Jessica Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:15:06 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/#comment-1273 These some time annoyances might be a pain in the ass for you, but try dealing with them all the time. The plus side of a lifetime of dinner elbow wars is that I'm much more prepared to jab you into submission. These some time annoyances might be a pain in the ass for you, but try dealing with them all the time. The plus side of a lifetime of dinner elbow wars is that I’m much more prepared to jab you into submission.

]]> By: jade http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/comment-page-1/#comment-1272 jade Sat, 30 Dec 2006 17:49:07 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/12/29/a-new-years-resolution-we-can-all-make/#comment-1272 I say that we attack them with those goofy looking lefty scissors that they use..... I say that we attack them with those goofy looking lefty scissors that they use…..

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