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The Enemies List

By: Bobby Finstock on 12/10/06 @ 7:33 am

Over the last year I have had new people come along and start reading the feces that I write. I think now would be a good time to clear some things up and get everyone on the same page. Here is a list of enemies of the state of Kevin (I normally don’t refer to myself in the third person or as a state but I figured I would try it on for size and see how it feels.)

Here is a good primer for newer readers so you know where I stand on very important topics, plus I am really bored of doing school work and decided to piss away time on this.

Paris Hilton

paris hilton

Why- I pretty much regard her as the Anti-Christ. She has proven that if you don’t have talent and if your parents have enough money for a lot of plastic surgery you can become famous. When I hear her talk I want to take a pair of child safety scissors and attempt to cut of my ears.

Andy Dick and Patton Oswalt

andy dickpatton oswalt

Why- I had a run in with Andy Dick one night and he basically acted like the biggest asshole ever. (you can read about that here) Then I wrote about it and Patton Oswalt decided to call me a “douchebag” in an e-mail exchange with someone that reads my blogs. (you can read about that here)

Infantilists aka dudes that wear diapers


Why- If you get turned on by shitting in a diaper and having someone change it for you well then you and I are going to have issues. I think it is something that is really funny and I will make fun it of. You will probably posts links to my blog on bdsm message boards and have friends send me death threats. I wrote about this before and it was taken down by myspace, you can read it here now.

Johnathan from Blow Out


Why- Look at the picture, tell me you don’t think he is a douchebag? Plus I got sucked into a show on Bravo, how is that possible?

Adult Harry Potter Fans

adult harry potter fans

Why- While it is ok for me to make jokes about abortion, racism, death, maiming, and other subjects. When I took on Harry Potter people didn’t seem to like that, here is the myspace blog with all the people freaking out.

People that are pissed off at me in return:

Fall Out Boy Fans

Other Bloggers
Inmate Rights Advocates
The mentally disabled
Michael J Fox fans
About 12 ex-girlfriends
Freddie Prinze Jr. Fans
Sex Offenders
Steve Guttenberg
Seventeen Magazine

Is there anyone else that you feel we should include on either list?

Would anyone like to make a case why anyone from here should be removed?

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

One Response to “The Enemies List”

  1. Emily says:

    I totally agree. Harry Potter needs to go to hell. And just stay there. And not come back.

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