Recently, for one brief, shining moment, I was so proud of my wife. You see, Mrs. Donk is a huge animal lover, and so she was incensed when she found out that a major animal testing facility was preparing to open a location in our hometown. The thought of poor, defenseless animals being [...]
What is Tony Kanal’s ring tone?
It’s the theme to Sex and the City. (I know… I know…. I would call him a fag but that would be insulting to my gay readers because they wouldn’t want to even think that people thought gays have the Sex in the City ring tones.)
This is my first official [...]
For some reason I have been having a ton of problems sleeping lately. I can’t figure it what the cause of it is, although I have narrowed it down to a few possible causes:
-my meth addiction
-the nightmares about my last tour in Nam
-the bitches that be banging on my door
-the new pillow that I have [...]
Today I am going to break down a topic that has bugged me for years: Women giving men handjobs. Before I get into this subject I would like to first give a couple of exceptions to what I am about to say.
1) If you are 17 or under and haven’t had sex yet handjobs are [...]
(It’s been awhile since I addressed the plights of teenage girls…)
Q: I have always had a passion for acting. I would like to pursue a career in the entertainment business, but when I mentioned it to my family, they laughed as if I were joking. I live on a small island, and there are no [...]
I uh… Yeah Silly Pants sent me this. This is seriously the greatest news article ever.
Police arrest naked man with concealed weapon
Police arrest naked man after he allegedly said he had a tool in his rectum
The Associated Press
Updated: 2:21 a.m. PT Nov 4, 2006
EL CERRITO, Calif. – A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying [...]
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