For some reason I have been having a ton of problems sleeping lately. I can’t figure it what the cause of it is, although I have narrowed it down to a few possible causes:
-my meth addiction
-the nightmares about my last tour in Nam
-the bitches that be banging on my door
-the new pillow that I have [...]
Today I am going to break down a topic that has bugged me for years: Women giving men handjobs. Before I get into this subject I would like to first give a couple of exceptions to what I am about to say.
1) If you are 17 or under and haven’t had sex yet handjobs are [...]
(It’s been awhile since I addressed the plights of teenage girls…)
Q: I have always had a passion for acting. I would like to pursue a career in the entertainment business, but when I mentioned it to my family, they laughed as if I were joking. I live on a small island, and there are no [...]
I uh… Yeah Silly Pants sent me this. This is seriously the greatest news article ever.
Police arrest naked man with concealed weapon
Police arrest naked man after he allegedly said he had a tool in his rectum
The Associated Press
Updated: 2:21 a.m. PT Nov 4, 2006
EL CERRITO, Calif. – A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying [...]
This blog was something I was working on and never really posted, it was inspired by a discussion in Dabi’s blog about what is more annoying people that walk around constantly talking on their cell phones or people that walk around constantly on their ipod. Then something happened the other day while I was on [...]
One of the things that really crack me up about the porn industry is how they can turn any normal Hollywood movie into a porn.
You have such classic hits as:
Pinocchio (It’s not the nose that grows)
Saturday Night Beaver
Sex Wars
A Clockwork Orgy
Edward Penishands
Space Nuts
Dickman and Throbin’
Blackcock (I’m going) Down (ok I am just assuming that is [...]
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