The Professor with creepiest TA ever
When I was going to school at the great State University of New York at Albany I had a history class with a professor that had the creepiest teacher’s assistant ever. It was a Russian history class and I can’t even remember the professor’s name, however I do remember that he was a dead ringer for Matthew Sweet:
Well his teacher’s assistant was a middle aged man that had the physical characteristics of the comic book guy from the Simpsons. Except he had an awful comb over and no pony tail.
He also had a mustache that was slightly larger than a Hitler style mustache but still cut in that block like shape. It had Cliff Clavin like thickness… (Yes I just referenced a show that has been off TV over ten years.)
Anyways I don’t want to say that it was his physical appearance that made him creepy because god knows that I am no Adonis. It was a combination of things with his looks and overall personality traits.
First of all he was one of the only TA’s that I have ever seen that sat in the back of the classroom. It was a large lecture center for something like 200 students and he would sit in the back the entire time watching over us all. You could physically feel him looking at you and starring holes into your back.
If you got up to leave during class he would give you a look like you had just raped his dog while tickling his mother in the ass with his troll collection.
Then he would always laugh at the professor, not like how you would figure with the fake laugh that most people would be compelled to give. It was a deep Ed McMahon style laugh that had the speed though of a cackle.
I always felt he was creepy but never gave it much thought because I was one of two hundred students. That was until the infamous bus ride. Where I was on the way back from the mall on the bus. It was cramped as it was the last bus of the evening. At the time I was working at a sporting goods store and forced to take the bus home from work, being a freshman we were unable to have cars on campus.
When I got on the bus it was packed, I started to walk through to find an empty seat and spotted one, of course it was next to the creepy TA. The 15 minute ride was the most painful 15 minutes of my life. At first I thought maybe we would just ignore each other, which is what happened for about the first five minutes. That was not meant to be as he kept eyeballing me before saying, “I know you from somewhere.”
The next ten minutes were filled with him talking about his love for the Professor and how much everyone should love that class. He had a look in his eye that reminded me of Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.
I kept praying the entire time that he wasn’t going to try and abduct me so he could sacrifice me on the shrine he probably had at home dedicated to the Professor. Thank god I made it of the bus, as for the sacrifice he probably took a virgin girl or the token black guy… isn’t that the way it is supposed to work anyways?
Who is the creepiest person you have ever met?
