Amazon WTFs 4 – Books

It’s been a good long while since we took a look at some of the poop that is currently in the top 100 sellers on Amazon.com. Time for installment number 4 of Amazon WTFs! First, let’s look at the books:

You: On a Diet

By Michael Roizen

Hi Michael, I wrote a little book you might be interested. It’s called You: Fuck Off. This book is number one by the way. Americans never get tired of obsessing on themselves, do they.

The God Delusion

By Richard Dawkins

There’s…no…God? Then who keeps leaving those presents under my tree on Christmas morn? Seriously, Donk, as a hardcore atheist, has been dying to check this one out. God bless America that we are still tolerant and open-minded enough to send a book questioning whether or not a belief in God is a bad thing for the human race into the top 10.

Culture Warrior

By Bill O’Reilly

And God damn us all for continuing to buy this blowhard’s swill, as he laughs his blotchy ass all the way to the bank. I will give him this though, he gets my vote for funniest book jacket ever.

Wind-blown hair – Check

Out-doorsy windbreaker – Check

CGI american flag – Check

Culture Warrior indeed. With culture like this, who needs barbarism?

It’s Okay to Miss the Bed on the First Jump

By John O’Hurley

This is an outrage! The guy uses the N-word during an onstage tirade and we make his book a bestseller? For shame America, for shame.

America Alone: The End of the World as we Know It

By Mark Steyn

LOL. Fearmongering rules.

Letter to a Christian Nation

By Sam Harris

Dear Christian Nation,

Please read The God Delusion.

Sincerely,

Mr. Sam Harris

or

Dear Christian Nation,

Hey, what up B? Not much over here, just recovering from Thanksgiving and the mad shopping rush at the Christian Emporium on Black Friday. ROFL. It’s like, love thy neighbor indeed – unless he’s standing between you and that discounted Study Bible! Anychrist, peace out fools!

Love,

Sam Harris

Mad Money

By Jim Cramer

There’s no real joke here. The cover provides all the laughs needed.