I have a confession to make

I am putting this out on the table right now and I don’t care if you high and mighty people out there want to judge me. This is something that I have lived with for years. It is something I have kept from everyone and not anyone that is close to me knows this secret.

But I can’t hold it in anymore. After watching Norma Rae in my politics in film class this secret began to poke out from the closet again. It is time I shared this with everyone.

I think I am in love with the young Sally Field.

In fact I would have to say that I have had many impure thoughts about her wearing a habit and calling me “monsignor.”

In fact I would like to go on the record and say that I think the young Sally Field was one of the hottest women to walk the earth in the last fifty years. You can keep your Pam Andersons of the world, give me Sally Field, 50 condoms, and a huge bucket of lube…

Now that the secret is out let the great debate begin. Tell me how wrong it is for me to love the young Sally Field. Tell me how wrong it is to have fantasies of her spreading fluff all over her body and me spreading peanut butter all over mine… then making love creating a human fluff-n-nutter.

But before you judge, before you put down my love of the young Sally Field…. Remember one thing…

Sally Field was in the greatest movie of all time…

Does anyone want to take this opportunity to admit their unhealthy obsession with someone?