Comments on: Greatest.NewsStory.EVER

By: Marcie

Marcie — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 14:07:22 +0000

“Sir do you have anything on you we need to know about on your person?”

I would say no and wouldnt be lying ..there was in fact nothing “ON” his person it was IN his person…

he did it to himself, no pity for a stupid criminal..

plus if he didn’t lose it doing the “squat and cough” search procedure on the way to jail he could have used it on someone and became a real winner lol

By: Kevin

Kevin — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 22:31:54 +0000

[quote comment="1750"]I KNOW THIS IS AN OLD STORY BUT I STILL HAD TO COMMENT.A FEW YEARS BACK A GUY IN THIS SMALL TOWN,MY HOMETOWN,WALKED INTO THE EMERGENCY ROOM,NEEDING HELP.HE HAD A RUSSET POTATO UP HIS ASS.LOL.SAD BUT TRUE.I’VE ALWAYS GOT A KICK OUT OF TELLING THAT STORY.I WONDER WHAT POSSESSES PEOPLE TO DO SUCH SICK AND STUPID THINGS.LOL[/quote]

they don’t go there naturally?

By: nancy brown

nancy brown — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 19:55:40 +0000

I KNOW THIS IS AN OLD STORY BUT I STILL HAD TO COMMENT.A FEW YEARS BACK A GUY IN THIS SMALL TOWN,MY HOMETOWN,WALKED INTO THE EMERGENCY ROOM,NEEDING HELP.HE HAD A RUSSET POTATO UP HIS ASS.LOL.SAD BUT TRUE.I’VE ALWAYS GOT A KICK OUT OF TELLING THAT STORY.I WONDER WHAT POSSESSES PEOPLE TO DO SUCH SICK AND STUPID THINGS.LOL

By: Eric F.

Eric F. — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 20:11:17 +0000

“You know how I know you’re gay..? You have a 6 inch awl up your a$$!!”

By: Jess

Jess — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 16:27:26 +0000

You would think that if you apprehended a naked dude, you wouldn’t see the point to asking that question. Good thing they did though. Can you imagine the look on their faces though.

“Sir, do you have any concealed weapons on your person?”

“Yes, why yes I do actually” *Squats and shits out an awl*

“Holy shit – I was just playing.”

By: Tam

Tam — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 16:16:37 +0000

And here I thought I had strange sex toys..

By: Fried Coke n Bourbon

Fried Coke n Bourbon — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:42:14 +0000

I hope there was plenty of tape on the ice pick, mind boggles at insertion technique.. eee

By: Fried Coke n Bourbon

Fried Coke n Bourbon — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:40:27 +0000

Sounds like that guy wasnt handling the outside world too well and wanted the security of his cell. Heard something similar about older prisoners who come out after long stretchs, cant handle the future shock or deal with looking after themselves.They go and commit a few felonys to guarantee return to inside. The awl was probably the first thing he bought when he got out… weapon against the wide open world. Sad

By: Anita

Anita — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:56:51 +0000

WOW, talk about a strange news story!

By: gidget

gidget — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 23:59:49 +0000

Oh wow. Ouch. What a weirdo.
At least the cops didnt have to take it out for him – see – there is a plus side to everything. Ew….