I’ve got mail: convict love returns

For the new people around here this is basically a series where I went out to try to land a chick behind bars. Here are the first few entries if you want to get caught up:

The Bachelorette: Prison Style
Convict Conversations
Ten reasons why I am worse than Hitler (in response to a hate blog about what [...]

The Professor with creepiest TA ever

When I was going to school at the great State University of New York at Albany I had a history class with a professor that had the creepiest teacher’s assistant ever. It was a Russian history class and I can’t even remember the professor’s name, however I do remember that he was a dead ringer [...]

Things I will never wear

While I don’t consider myself fashionable in anyway, shape, or form I do have some sort of basic sense of what I shouldn’t wear. Here are five items that you will never find in my closet.
5) Zubaz- The NFL fad from the early 1990s. I never owned them and even back in an era where [...]

Propranolol: no it is not roofies it’s a memory drug

I was cruising around the internet this morning looking for low grade free porn sites like I do every Monday morning. (Okay it sounds much more entertaining than I was reading Monday Morning Quarterback by Peter King.) And I stumbled across this story that 60 Minutes has been working on about propranolol and it being [...]

How much is too much?

There are certain questions we all ask ourselves in our lifetime. Questions that are the essence of our being, questions that make us think, questions that make us examine our entire existence. Why are we here? How much alcohol would it take for that girl to go home with me? Is there a god? [...]

Great lies that women have told me: toxic shock syndrome

I have decided to start a new series on here (so that means I will write about it twice and totally forget about it) called Great Lies That Women Have Told Me.
Today I want to cover the lie of Toxic Shock Syndrome and how it led to a horrible case of blue balls.

Back when I [...]