The Resurgence of Molten Metal

There was a time, not so long ago, when I feared that my beloved Heavy Metal genre was all but dead. It was the late 90s, and Metal had been comandeered by a bunch of pseudo-Hip-Hop whiteboys wearing ball caps and singing about pussy. Metallica, once the bastion of Metal fans everywhere, were [...]

Say Hello to my Little Friend

Thanks everyone who watched the show last night and thanks to Bill Dawes for coming on, it was a good time that ended rather prematurely like most of my sexual experiences.
Last night after the show we went to the Saddle Ranch to have a few drinks. Trista and I were joined by Jeremy, Will, Kristen, [...]

Time to mail the letter

This is the fourth part in my “Catch a Convict Series” or “How to Get Prison Punani” whichever title you prefer.
You can read more of the series by clicking on the category title Convict Love.
After all the ridiculous hate mail and blogs being written about the whole prison letter thing I decided that there was [...]

I hate you fake porn

A few years ago my friend sent me a link to a site that was titled Bang Bus. He said it was the greatest porn website ever. Of course being a depraved, perverted sociopath I went to the site only to leave with utter disgust and disappointment.

The premise of the site is that these guys [...]

The Letter

So here is the third part in my series of how to land a convict in prison.
It is time to push forward and compose the letter.
My Dearest Rebecca,
I saw your profile on a website and I thought to myself, “Damn this chick is one hot piece of property.” So I took some time to sit [...]

10 Things I Have Learned from Watching HBO’s Real Sex

HBO’s Real Sex has been on like twenty years at this point. The other night after watching The Wire they had a retrospective of their history and showed a bunch of clips. I would like to take this time to share with you the lessons I have learned from watching the series.
1) The Miss Black [...]