A few years ago my friend sent me a link to a site that was titled Bang Bus. He said it was the greatest porn website ever. Of course being a depraved, perverted sociopath I went to the site only to leave with utter disgust and disappointment.
The premise of the site is that these guys [...]
So here is the third part in my series of how to land a convict in prison.
It is time to push forward and compose the letter.
My Dearest Rebecca,
I saw your profile on a website and I thought to myself, “Damn this chick is one hot piece of property.” So I took some time to sit [...]
HBO’s Real Sex has been on like twenty years at this point. The other night after watching The Wire they had a retrospective of their history and showed a bunch of clips. I would like to take this time to share with you the lessons I have learned from watching the series.
1) The Miss Black [...]
What Would Someone Vastly Cooler Than Me Do?
I ask this question to myself on a daily basis when situations arise that I could have handled differently.
For example:
The other day I was walking to class when I was accosted by someone from the student government asking me if I had “registered to vote at my current [...]
(I wasn’t going to write anything today but I thought of this little nugget the other day and I figure it was a good life lesson for everyone to learn.)
When I was going to school at Albany and living with my friend Dennis I used to hang out with his old high school friends from [...]
(Some people are waiting for the prison letter, some people are dreading it. I have it half finished and I just don’t like it yet. I will work on it this weekend.)
In two of my history classes I have this couple that comes into class everyday holding hands. They always sit next to each other [...]
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