What the hell is going on? In the past few years, I’ve noticed a trend: there are more and more superthin girls with mammoth mammaries.
C’mon, you know what I’m talking about. These are broads who are so skinny that they are practically curveless, and yet their pendulous breasts are ginormous! And I’m [...]
I was ordering a book on Amazon.com yesterday (yes I can read) and when it was time to ship it I noticed the gift wrap feature. For a second or two I thought about sending the book gift wrapped for shits and giggles. I mean who doesn’t like to get a present? Then I noticed [...]
My friend P.A.G.A.N. recently returned from a trip to Germany. Because I am a retard with ADD who can take absolutely nothing seriously, the first question I asked her was “did you see any Jews or Nazis while you were there?” When P.A.G.A.N. asked me how she would’ve been able to tell, I [...]
Seems that the world of myspace has taken a turn for the worse lately with a lot of people at each others throats. You have people creating fake profiles of people they don’t like, people writing hate blogs about people they don’t like, you have people picking fights in comments, you have people complaining about [...]
This blog was inspired by a discussion that was held in my Politics in Film class yesterday about hope and fear. Throughout the history of politics there has been two themes that politicians have used to get votes: hope and fear. Between the two techniques fear is the easier way to go, it always has [...]
After seeing all the attention that Mike Tyson got after he announced that he wanted to fight women in a boxing tour I decided to call my manager and book a tour across the United States. In order to one up Tyson I figured that I would need to bring a little more to the [...]
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