Comments on: Of Blow Jobs and Broken Windows http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/ Once You Read It You Can't Unread It Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:23:23 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: Elle http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/comment-page-1/#comment-23967 Elle Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:53:11 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/#comment-23967 A friend of mine worked at a summer camp one year and hooked up with one of the instructors there. He asked her what year she was, and she told him a junior. She failed to mention she was a junior in HS. So, they had their fling, screwed each other's brains out whenever they could and then parted company with no regrets. When school started in the fall, she walked into one of her science classes and noticed a familiar face at the front of the class. Yep, it was her summer fuck buddy. He turned white and looked like he was going to pass out. After class, he pulled her into his office, babbling about how he had no idea she was in HS, that they should have never had sex and if she said anything he would lose his job. She just smiled and said she had no intention of saying anything, but she had a feeling she would be doing very well in the class. She never cracked a book, but she got an A. A friend of mine worked at a summer camp one year and hooked up with one of the instructors there. He asked her what year she was, and she told him a junior. She failed to mention she was a junior in HS.

So, they had their fling, screwed each other’s brains out whenever they could and then parted company with no regrets.

When school started in the fall, she walked into one of her science classes and noticed a familiar face at the front of the class. Yep, it was her summer fuck buddy. He turned white and looked like he was going to pass out.

After class, he pulled her into his office, babbling about how he had no idea she was in HS, that they should have never had sex and if she said anything he would lose his job.

She just smiled and said she had no intention of saying anything, but she had a feeling she would be doing very well in the class. She never cracked a book, but she got an A.

]]> By: Elle http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/comment-page-1/#comment-23966 Elle Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:45:04 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/#comment-23966 I had an on and off relationship with my first BF for about 4 years. I offered to give it up when I was 17, but he was holding out. When we went out together, I was sure to carry a condom, just in case. But a couple of times he found them in my pocket and got mad. On my 18th b-day, my friend had a low-key party for me, which actually consisted of three of us hanging around in her bedroom drinking. I called the BF and he decided to cruise over. After several beers, he and I were groping on one of the beds and slobbering all over each other. In the other bed was my friend and the other person, a cute younger guy we kind of passed around when we needed a date for a dance. The lights were out and only the glow from the stereo provided any illumination. BF and I were both toasted and oblivious to the couple in the bed 4 feet away from us. During his groping, he started checking my pockets, finally demanding to know where the hell the condom was. I didn't have one because I hadn't planned on seeing him. Needless to say, teenage lust won out over common sense and we did it anyway. I bled all over the blankets on my friend's bed. How freaking embarrassing! And while I thought my friend and her partner were engrossed in their own activities, they were actually lying still listening to us and trying not to giggle. Two virgins drunk off their asses trying to make this memorable. What a joke! I had an on and off relationship with my first BF for about 4 years. I offered to give it up when I was 17, but he was holding out. When we went out together, I was sure to carry a condom, just in case. But a couple of times he found them in my pocket and got mad.

On my 18th b-day, my friend had a low-key party for me, which actually consisted of three of us hanging around in her bedroom drinking. I called the BF and he decided to cruise over.

After several beers, he and I were groping on one of the beds and slobbering all over each other. In the other bed was my friend and the other person, a cute younger guy we kind of passed around when we needed a date for a dance.

The lights were out and only the glow from the stereo provided any illumination. BF and I were both toasted and oblivious to the couple in the bed 4 feet away from us.

During his groping, he started checking my pockets, finally demanding to know where the hell the condom was. I didn’t have one because I hadn’t planned on seeing him.

Needless to say, teenage lust won out over common sense and we did it anyway. I bled all over the blankets on my friend’s bed. How freaking embarrassing!

And while I thought my friend and her partner were engrossed in their own activities, they were actually lying still listening to us and trying not to giggle. Two virgins drunk off their asses trying to make this memorable. What a joke!

]]> By: donkeysosa http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/comment-page-1/#comment-23965 donkeysosa Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:51:35 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/#comment-23965 [Comment ID #2887 Will Be Quoted Here] Jesus Christ, what a scary story. God men are such fuckin sickos. It must really suck to be a chick. On the brightside, you must be pretty hot at least! [Comment ID #2887 Will Be Quoted Here]

Jesus Christ, what a scary story. God men are such fuckin sickos. It must really suck to be a chick. On the brightside, you must be pretty hot at least!

]]> By: donkeysosa http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/comment-page-1/#comment-23964 donkeysosa Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:48:54 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/#comment-23964 [Comment ID #2886 Will Be Quoted Here] "Lost somewhere in tiiiiime, Lost Somewhere in Tiiiiieeeyaahhahhhahhhme" did I mention i had a full-on mullet at the time? [Comment ID #2886 Will Be Quoted Here]

“Lost somewhere in tiiiiime, Lost Somewhere in Tiiiiieeeyaahhahhhahhhme”

did I mention i had a full-on mullet at the time?

]]> By: donkeysosa http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/comment-page-1/#comment-23963 donkeysosa Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:46:01 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/#comment-23963 [Comment ID #2882 Will Be Quoted Here] What an absolutely heartwarming tale. Reminds me of the time I got blown on top of a mountain after a hike. good times [Comment ID #2882 Will Be Quoted Here]

What an absolutely heartwarming tale. Reminds me of the time I got blown on top of a mountain after a hike. good times

]]> By: donkeysosa http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/comment-page-1/#comment-23962 donkeysosa Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:42:19 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/#comment-23962 [Comment ID #2871 Will Be Quoted Here] Yeah well, if it's any consolation, I don't have any anymore and haven't for years [Comment ID #2871 Will Be Quoted Here]

Yeah well, if it’s any consolation, I don’t have any anymore and haven’t for years

]]> By: donkeysosa http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/comment-page-1/#comment-23961 donkeysosa Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:41:14 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/#comment-23961 [Comment ID #2869 Will Be Quoted Here] HOLY SHIT!!! I never even thought of that! Maybe it WAS him. or maybe he summoned some lesser demon from hell to do his bidding? [Comment ID #2869 Will Be Quoted Here]

HOLY SHIT!!! I never even thought of that! Maybe it WAS him. or maybe he summoned some lesser demon from hell to do his bidding?

]]> By: donkeysosa http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/comment-page-1/#comment-23960 donkeysosa Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:39:02 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/#comment-23960 [Comment ID #2866 Will Be Quoted Here] guaratee Jesus would have finished...in her mouth [Comment ID #2866 Will Be Quoted Here]

guaratee Jesus would have finished…in her mouth

]]> By: donkeysosa http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/comment-page-1/#comment-23959 donkeysosa Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:38:23 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/#comment-23959 [Comment ID #2863 Will Be Quoted Here] Nope, never did. Must have just been some random asshole. I just told them I came outside to drive home and found it that way [Comment ID #2863 Will Be Quoted Here]

Nope, never did. Must have just been some random asshole.

I just told them I came outside to drive home and found it that way

]]> By: donkeysosa http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/comment-page-1/#comment-23958 donkeysosa Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:37:17 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/10/08/of-blow-jobs-and-broken-windows/#comment-23958 [Comment ID #2858 Will Be Quoted Here] SOOOOO hot. If I know anything about highschool sex, it didn't last long enough for them to notice [Comment ID #2858 Will Be Quoted Here]

SOOOOO hot. If I know anything about highschool sex, it didn’t last long enough for them to notice

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