I was just thinking the other day that I haven’t done a blog about some things that just flat out make me happy. It sounds hokey but once and awhile it is good to think out it.
Miss Nelson is Missing
There is a girl in my political science class that has a button on her bag with Miss Viola Swamp on it. I haven’t thought about this book in probably 15 years easily. This was one of my favorite books growing up. Maybe I am the only one… Maybe I am crazy.
The Reaper From Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey
While this movie is horrible this character cracks me up every time I watch it. Bill Paxton (wtf was I high when I wrote this… William Sadler) should have won an Oscar. Well maybe not… I have to stop and watch this movie when it is on just for him.
Grim Reaper: Don’t overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.
All I have to say is that I got a birthday shout out on Romper Room before shout outs were cool. I was down. We were actually talking about this show the other day and I remembered that. Romper was like TRL for preschoolers.
Helen Keller Jokes
Aw there goes the innocence of this blog in one swoop. These are the dumbest jokes ever but I don’t think I have ever not laughed at one. Maybe it is because I a mean, cruel, son of a bitch.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
A: She tried to read the waffle iron.
Simple, vicious, and not politically correct…
If you want to share your favorite Helen Keller joke please do.