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Random Things

By: Bobby Finstock on 10/4/06 @ 6:23 pm

I was just thinking the other day that I haven’t done a blog about some things that just flat out make me happy. It sounds hokey but once and awhile it is good to think out it.

Miss Nelson is Missing

miss nelson

There is a girl in my political science class that has a button on her bag with Miss Viola Swamp on it. I haven’t thought about this book in probably 15 years easily. This was one of my favorite books growing up. Maybe I am the only one… Maybe I am crazy.

The Reaper From Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey

the reaper

While this movie is horrible this character cracks me up every time I watch it. Bill Paxton (wtf was I high when I wrote this… William Sadler) should have won an Oscar. Well maybe not… I have to stop and watch this movie when it is on just for him.

Grim Reaper: Don’t overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.

Romper Room

romper room

All I have to say is that I got a birthday shout out on Romper Room before shout outs were cool. I was down. We were actually talking about this show the other day and I remembered that. Romper was like TRL for preschoolers.

Helen Keller Jokes

hellen keller

Aw there goes the innocence of this blog in one swoop. These are the dumbest jokes ever but I don’t think I have ever not laughed at one. Maybe it is because I a mean, cruel, son of a bitch.

Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
A: She tried to read the waffle iron.

Simple, vicious, and not politically correct…

If you want to share your favorite Helen Keller joke please do.

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

One Response to “Random Things”

  1. Julia says:

    Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?

    Cus she was blind, dead, and dumb. No, seriously, cus she was a woman.

    How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
    They rearranged the furniture and put doorknobs on the wall.

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