What’s on the Menu?

(After yesterday’s ugliness, which was supposed to be a fun blog and ended up turning into world war three on the front page, I have decided to bring things back to something we all love…. Hookers.)

Like I have talked about before I love the Cathouse Show on HBO. I was really excited to find out that they were filming another season. Now before you make judgments saying that I am pervert and that I just love the nudity… well ok I do love the nudity but that isn’t the main reason I watch the show. To me the best part about watching is the interaction between all the people, because these relationship are totally outside the norm. I love the negotiating and the discussion between the hooker and the john. Plus I love hearing about the obscene about of money some people spend there. Then there is always the infighting between the prostitutes in a typical office politics type of way. Except it is to the extreme because they are all women, hookers, and for the most part some really damaged people.

The one thing I always wondered about was the menu that they hand out when the customers come to the house. I always wanted to know what was on the menu, in fact it really kind of stuck in my head. Finally I went to their website and found a copy of it.

Now for most of these I can figure out what the hell they are. It is all pretty straight forward. But a couple of these I look and I have no idea.

Salt and Pepper Party- What the hell is that? A black girl and a white girl at the same time? Personally I think it is a girl with dark hair that shakes her dandruff off onto your face. I don’t know if that is a fetish but I am sure there is some German or Japanese guy that is out there that is into that.

Freak of the Week Show- If this doesn’t involve midgets or people missing limbs I don’t know if I want to know.

Totally French- Do they sit there and just act rude?

Neopolitan- Uh… I don’t even have a guess to venture here. I mean it was one of my favorite flavors of ice cream because you get the three big flavors all in one… the vanilla, the chocolate, and the strawberry. But uh…what the hell could this be?

Does anyone else want to venture a guess what some of these are?