Dustin Diamond’s (Screech’s) Porn Movie

I was maybe not as stunned as most this week when it was reported that Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell, the coolest television sitcom of all time) has a sex tape that has been leaked to the media. You see, I had heard him recently on Howard Stern talking about what a burden it was having a 10 inch penis. If my penis were that large, I can almost guarantee I’d have a sex tape or 3 floatin around out there.

“hey Kevin, wanna see my gigantor package?”

Not only that, but if you’ve been following the Dustin saga, you’d know that he’s fallen on such hard times that he recently resorted to selling shirts on his website so that he could save his house. Don’t believe me? See for yourself: www.getdshirts.com. (Sidenote: to prove to you that Mrs. Donk isn’t ALL evil, she surprised me by buying me one of the priceless shirts – autographed no less! True story! I’m a fuckin loser!!)

Anyway, obviously Dustin’s hurtin for some dough, so my guess is that he leaked the tape himself in order to cash in on the distribution. More power to ya Screechster.

Fun facts about the tape:

• It’s 40 MINUTES LONG. Christ Screech, Lisa didn’t know what she was missing all those years.
• Screech partakes of a threesome, and there’s some, uh, buttocks licking involved.
• Get this: supposedly Screech busts out with a DIRTY SANCHEZ on one of the chicks.

Hey Zach and Slater: Who’s laughing now bitches?

I gues the supposed working title for the film is, and this is true now: “Saved by the Smell.” So this got me to thinking: what would be some good names for porn movies made by other SBTB characters?

AC Slater

“Attack of the Latino Mullet-Warrior.”

Mr. Belding

“Belding’s Buxom Babes – Vol. 8″

Jessie Spano

“Showgirls”

What do you guys think? What are some more good porno movie names starring SBTB characters? What are your thoughts on Screech’s sex tape?