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Spousal Abuse : A How To Guide

By: Bobby Finstock on 10/31/06 @ 6:02 am

Spousal abuse is something very serious, today (Halloween) is one of the biggest days for spousal abuse (source: Nipsy Russell).

I think spousal abuse aka domestic battery aka “keepin’ yo bitch in line” is one of the most cowardly acts a man can do. With that being said if you are going to do something, you [...]

How can we possibly get fatter as a nation? Texas has a solution!

By: Bobby Finstock on 10/29/06 @ 6:05 am

I saw this on yahoo news this morning….
Because we don’t already have enough fried foods..
Fri Oct 27, 8:34 AM ET
A new fast food is making its debut at U.S. fairs this fall — fried Coke.

Abel Gonzales, 36, a computer analyst from Dallas, tried about 15 different varieties before coming up with his perfect recipe — [...]

The wheels go around and around but sometimes they fall off

By: Bobby Finstock on 10/27/06 @ 5:04 am

Yesterday I gave a little introduction to this piece in talking about my favorite car ever, Big Amanda.
Big Amanda went through many experiences with me. We were almost destroyed by a snow plow, we caused a man to run a red light to get away from us after we gave him the finger when he [...]

An Ode to Big Amanda

By: Bobby Finstock on 10/26/06 @ 6:47 am

The second car I ever owned was a 1980 Monte Carlo. My first car, a crappy ass Cavalier that I had purchased for $750 had a major oil leak and me being the dumb high schooler I was decided to see how important oil really was in the up keep of an automobile. (Just for [...]

When ornaments go horribly wrong

By: Bobby Finstock on 10/25/06 @ 5:42 am

Tarah sent me this yesterday and well… read it first and I will give you my reaction.
From the New York Post —
A new Yankee Christmas ornament sanctioned by Major League Baseball and bearing the team’s official logo features a beaming Santa waving – as he pilots a plane.
“My reaction at first was, ‘I don’t believe [...]

The anal beads story

By: Bobby Finstock on 10/23/06 @ 9:18 pm

This is a story that happened to a friend of a friend. I know the friend of the friend and I don’t consider him the most truthful person ever so I always took this story with a grain of salt, in fact I always considered this story an urban legend or something. As always the [...]

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