At the start of this year I got my first celebrity hate mail from Beth S. from Real World fame.
You can read that blog here.
Since then I have just gotten regular hate mail, which while entertaining is usually poorly spelled and always in caps. I was missing celebrity hate mail. In fact my life kind [...]
Today I bring you a special report. Myspace’s own Forbidden was just in Playboy. I am here to announce that she has the largest areolas EVER.
If you don’t believe me just look: (I made some alterations so I wouldn’t get in trouble with myspace.)
The circumference of her areola is amazing in fact it is larger [...]
Sure, most of us remember him as Ivan Drago (best name ever), Rocky’s nemesis in Rocky 4, but Dolph Lungren is so much more than just that one film. Dolph is an International talent, whose body of straight-to-Video work will live on long after…well it’ll live on, let’s just say that.
Donk felt it was time [...]
A few years back I took a History of Africa class. It was really a great class. I loved the fact that I was the only white male in my class and basically was called on every other class to explain the thinking of an entire race. Really it was very comfortable. I handled myself [...]
(I am just so broken up today…. How could Whitney and Bobby not last?)
The Greatest Love of All
by Whitney Houston
I believe that children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children’s laughter remind us [...]
I hate poetry.
Not because I think it is dumb but because I am. I just don’t understand it. I can’t tell what is good and what is pure shit.
I get invited to like 10 poetry blogs a day and I will go and just sit there and stare at it. Not knowing if it is [...]
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