The Greatest Love of All

(I am just so broken up today…. How could Whitney and Bobby not last?)
The Greatest Love of All
by Whitney Houston

I believe that children are our future

Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children’s laughter remind us [...]

The greatest poem ever

I hate poetry.

Not because I think it is dumb but because I am. I just don’t understand it. I can’t tell what is good and what is pure shit.
I get invited to like 10 poetry blogs a day and I will go and just sit there and stare at it. Not knowing if it is [...]

Child padded bras are disgusting

There was some rather exciting news that I stumbled across today. (Actually Hess sent it to me.)
Did you hear about this?

“I was totally excited!”

“It totally gave me wood”
This is taken from news.com
Retailers peddle padded bras for girls
BREAST-enhancing padded bras for girls as young as six are being sold in Victorian shops.
Childhood experts have warned parents [...]

The return of Seventeen Magazine’s Questions Answered

(I haven’t done a Seventeen Magazine’s questions answered in awhile. So I decided to whip it out today, well not whip IT out, I mean the gimmick. As always these are real questions taken from seventeen.com, I just help these girls out with the correct guidance.)
Q: I’m 18 years old and I have been having [...]

How far would you go to get laid?

Cops say grave robbers had sex on their minds
On their way to dig up a grave in rural southwestern Wisconsin, the Grunke brothers and a friend stopped at a Wal-Mart to pick up some condoms, authorities said.
Three days later, on Tuesday, twins Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, 20, and Dustin Radke, 20, were charged in Grant [...]

Can you get the chair for a DUI?

From yahoo news:
Celebrity Paris Hilton was arrested in
Hollywood early on Thursday on suspicion of drunk driving, Los
Angeles police said.
Police pulled the hotel heiress over and tested her for
intoxication after seeing her drive erratically, Los Angeles
police officer Robert Andreno told Reuters.
“She was arrested so, yes, she failed the sobriety test,”
Andreno said.
Los Angeles police spokeswoman Marjan Mobasser [...]