Some Parade Magazine Questions Answered

Q. I hear that Bill O’Reilly of Fox News is working on a new book. What’s it about?
-Jay McDevitt, Denver, Colo.
A. It is a heartwarming story about how a guy used to be a on a shitty tabloid show called Inside Edition

and now people that are partially retarded take his word as political gospel. I [...]

It’s Like Shark Week Only With Hookers

(Note: My e-mail on myspace is totally messed up right now. So if you have sent me a message in the last week I thought I replied but apparently it hasn’t been going through. If you check your mail through mail.myspace.com it shows up but from your homepage it doesn’t. I don’t get it either. [...]

THE Hooker Story

I went to Germany about five years back to visit my friend Joe (name has been changed to protect the innocent) who was studying a year overseas. While many stories have come out of this trip the most memorable might be the hooker story. (Actually it would be in contention with my drunken first night [...]

This has been bugging me all night

So I was flipping through the channels last night trying to fall asleep and I stopped on Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.

It was the scene where Ted falls down the stair when fighting with a knight. Bill thinks he dies and goes after the knight only for Ted to reappear and say that when he [...]

I love Craigslist Hookers

So I have to thank Trista for turning me onto the Casual Encounters section on craigslist.com. It is pure hilarity to read the ads of desperate men and see all the fake ads for cam girls and hookers. Recently the smokinggun.com had a post where the police in Bensalem Township, PA had a bust of [...]

5 Ways to Get Even with your Co-Workers When You’re Having a Bad Day

From: http://www.kfmb.com/stories/story.63730.html
Vons Worker Accused Of Putting Needles In Donuts
Last Updated:
09-18-06 at 6:53PM
He’s accused of putting pins in coworkers’ donuts at a Mira Mesa Vons, because he was having a bad day. Police say it went down on tape, but the suspect is denying he did it.Derrick Lentz, 19, appeared in court Monday, facing a felony [...]