I went to Germany about five years back to visit my friend Joe (name has been changed to protect the innocent) who was studying a year overseas. While many stories have come out of this trip the most memorable might be the hooker story. (Actually it would be in contention with my drunken first night [...]
So I was flipping through the channels last night trying to fall asleep and I stopped on Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
It was the scene where Ted falls down the stair when fighting with a knight. Bill thinks he dies and goes after the knight only for Ted to reappear and say that when he [...]
So I have to thank Trista for turning me onto the Casual Encounters section on craigslist.com. It is pure hilarity to read the ads of desperate men and see all the fake ads for cam girls and hookers. Recently the smokinggun.com had a post where the police in Bensalem Township, PA had a bust of [...]
At the start of this year I got my first celebrity hate mail from Beth S. from Real World fame.
You can read that blog here.
Since then I have just gotten regular hate mail, which while entertaining is usually poorly spelled and always in caps. I was missing celebrity hate mail. In fact my life kind [...]
Today I bring you a special report. Myspace’s own Forbidden was just in Playboy. I am here to announce that she has the largest areolas EVER.
If you don’t believe me just look: (I made some alterations so I wouldn’t get in trouble with myspace.)
The circumference of her areola is amazing in fact it is larger [...]
A few years back I took a History of Africa class. It was really a great class. I loved the fact that I was the only white male in my class and basically was called on every other class to explain the thinking of an entire race. Really it was very comfortable. I handled myself [...]
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