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If you read my blogs and agree with me you are going down

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/30/06 @ 6:19 pm

So it seems that my blog series about landing a chick in the pen has stirred some debate about the morality of it. Aric (with an A) respectfully made a point about the morality of toying with someone. That is all good, if someone makes a well thought out point I can respect that. On the other hand I got this comment from some dude in Florida (which is on the last page of the previous blog):

“What your doing is Wrong. Do you have Rebeccas Permission to have herpic up? Its disgusting soul when it finds enjoyment to play with aperson who has been put into jail. I pray for Shame and repentance inyour heart. And anyone who agrees with this is going down with thisman. “

Besides the fact that they don’t understand the rules of grammar, this message was a little disconcerting because basically they are all saying those who read my blogs and agree with me are screwed.

This really worries me because for all the fucked up stuff I have done in my life I know I am not going to hell because I made friends with a retarded person. You guys on the other hand are totally screwed. I kind of feel bad for you all about this. There is nothing I really can do except point you into the right direction of someone that can help you:

tom cruise

In closing have fun in hell you bastards where you will all be sodomized by Mel Gibson, Adolf Hitler, and The Smothers Brothers… I’ll be up in Heaven having a three way with Joan of Arc and Eleanor Roosevelt.

Thank god for retards.

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

3 Responses to “If you read my blogs and agree with me you are going down”

  1. Mama Tati says:

    hahahah!!!!!! omg i can’t believe i’ve never come to this site before and looked around. this is fanfuckingtastic. you made my thursday way better.

  2. Alicia says:

    This is pretty damn funny! And Tom never looked so sane. Muahahahaha.

  3. JaxSoneeSix says:

    You don’t really need or want that lifestyle, it might hurt y’all slowly more…….Just tell him you
    don’t wanna repeat something your not too proud of z7uas.

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