Comments on: 5 Ways to Get Even with your Co-Workers When You’re Having a Bad Day http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/ Once You Read It You Can't Unread It Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:23:23 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: Samuel http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/comment-page-2/#comment-23691 Samuel Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:06:23 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/#comment-23691 Simple, yet effective: 1. Eat your coworkers' children. 2. Truly enjoy it. They'll be emotionally shattered for...well, ever. Plus, children are the human equivalent of really nice veal. Mmmmm, veal-babies. :D Simple, yet effective:

1. Eat your coworkers’ children.
2. Truly enjoy it.

They’ll be emotionally shattered for…well, ever. Plus, children are the human equivalent of really nice veal. Mmmmm, veal-babies. :D

]]> By: Starless Blue http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/comment-page-2/#comment-23690 Starless Blue Fri, 29 Sep 2006 18:10:21 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/#comment-23690 I put a couple of drops of visene in a visiting quality auditor's coffee when he busted one of our girls for something petty like not having her collar buttoned down. He spent half his trip in the hotel with the green apple sidestep and he thought he just had "traveler's complaint." If you're pissed at the whole office, wait till quitting time and give a bag of microwave popcorn to the dumbest person in the office and tell them that the popcorn button isn't working and to leave it in for six or seven minutes. The smell of burnt popcorn lingers for days. I put a couple of drops of visene in a visiting quality auditor’s coffee when he busted one of our girls for something petty like not having her collar buttoned down. He spent half his trip in the hotel with the green apple sidestep and he thought he just had “traveler’s complaint.”

If you’re pissed at the whole office, wait till quitting time and give a bag of microwave popcorn to the dumbest person in the office and tell them that the popcorn button isn’t working and to leave it in for six or seven minutes. The smell of burnt popcorn lingers for days.

]]> By: The voices tell me I'm crazy http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/comment-page-2/#comment-23689 The voices tell me I'm crazy Fri, 22 Sep 2006 05:59:58 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/#comment-23689 [Comment ID #2476 Will Be Quoted Here] and apparently i don't know how this whole quote thing works. damn i suck. please don't put pins in my donuts... [Comment ID #2476 Will Be Quoted Here]

and apparently i don’t know how this whole quote thing works. damn i suck. please don’t put pins in my donuts…

]]> By: The voices tell me I'm crazy http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/comment-page-2/#comment-23688 The voices tell me I'm crazy Fri, 22 Sep 2006 05:54:20 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/#comment-23688 [Comment ID #2399 Will Be Quoted Here] I'll probably never have the chance to say first again. And actually Mtn. Dew is pretty tasty. [Comment ID #2399 Will Be Quoted Here]

I’ll probably never have the chance to say first again. And actually Mtn. Dew is pretty tasty.

]]> By: P.A.G.A.N. http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/comment-page-2/#comment-23687 P.A.G.A.N. Wed, 20 Sep 2006 21:14:51 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/#comment-23687 [Comment ID #2455 Will Be Quoted Here] Yeah, just wait and see...[insert maniacal laughter here] [Comment ID #2455 Will Be Quoted Here]

Yeah, just wait and see…[insert maniacal laughter here]

]]> By: donkeysosa http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/comment-page-2/#comment-23686 donkeysosa Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:50:37 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/#comment-23686 [Comment ID #2442 Will Be Quoted Here] boy, if you can get him to do that I will renounce my atheism. it'll never happen though [Comment ID #2442 Will Be Quoted Here]

boy, if you can get him to do that I will renounce my atheism. it’ll never happen though

]]> By: donkeysosa http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/comment-page-2/#comment-23685 donkeysosa Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:49:33 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/#comment-23685 [Comment ID #2440 Will Be Quoted Here] yeah i remember that. Good stuff!! But not as good as slicing off your leg meat and making him eat it [Comment ID #2440 Will Be Quoted Here]

yeah i remember that. Good stuff!! But not as good as slicing off your leg meat and making him eat it

]]> By: donkeysosa http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/comment-page-2/#comment-23684 donkeysosa Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:48:39 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/#comment-23684 [Comment ID #2439 Will Be Quoted Here] fuck, is that why my Perrier was dark-red when I was visiting you in LA? [Comment ID #2439 Will Be Quoted Here]

fuck, is that why my Perrier was dark-red when I was visiting you in LA?

]]> By: donkeysosa http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/comment-page-2/#comment-23683 donkeysosa Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:46:58 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/#comment-23683 [Comment ID #2438 Will Be Quoted Here] damn, now that's some creative shit! sounds like you may have used this one already [Comment ID #2438 Will Be Quoted Here]

damn, now that’s some creative shit! sounds like you may have used this one already

]]> By: donkeysosa http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/comment-page-2/#comment-23682 donkeysosa Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:46:10 +0000 http://donkeysosa.com/2006/09/18/5-ways-to-get-even-with-your-co-workers-when-youre-having-a-bad-day/#comment-23682 [Comment ID #2433 Will Be Quoted Here] judging by the 6 minute gap between comments, i'm guessing you were taking a dump [Comment ID #2433 Will Be Quoted Here]

judging by the 6 minute gap between comments, i’m guessing you were taking a dump

]]>