Sep
17
Special Report: Forbidden’s Aerolas are HUGE
Today I bring you a special report. Myspace’s own Forbidden was just in Playboy. I am here to announce that she has the largest areolas EVER.
If you don’t believe me just look: (I made some alterations so I wouldn’t get in trouble with myspace.)
The circumference of her areola is amazing in fact it is larger than the following things:
1) The Pancakes I had for breakfast.
2) Jennifer Lopez’s ass
3) The former Planet Pluto
In fact Pluto had it’s planet status yanked because Forbidden’s nipples. When scientists discovered that her areolas were bigger they decided that Pluto just didn’t hold up.
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