Sep
14
A Picture Tribute to Dolph Lundgren
Sure, most of us remember him as Ivan Drago (best name ever), Rocky’s nemesis in Rocky 4, but Dolph Lungren is so much more than just that one film. Dolph is an International talent, whose body of straight-to-Video work will live on long after…well it’ll live on, let’s just say that.
Donk felt it was time to recognize this hunky superstar with a mezmerizing pictoral spread. Ladies, be prepared with a change of panties, and fellas, well, maybe it’s best if you just look away. Without further ado, DonkeySosa presents: A Picture Tribute to Dolph Lundgren.
We salute you Dolph Lundgren. We salute you.
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They’d turn out a lot like Flava Flave is my guess
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Once again Donk has outfoxed you Nina. Always one step ahead.
Non-speaking part: perfect for Dolphyboy. If he’d had more of those early on in his career he might still be a star!
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You’re welcome?
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Yes, yes it is…
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I know, me too!! It’s cuz Dolph’s so hot!
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Wait, you’ve seen my unit?
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Because I am retarded.
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Are you making fun of Dolph? I wouldn’t do that if I were you
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who? Dolph or Van Damme?
Holy sex organs, Batman! Who knew that his penis was that big… and looked like Grace Jones???
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Don’t feel ashamed. Donk still puts his GI Joe’s up his as TO THIS DAY
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If you don’t stop coming onto me I WILL follow through with that restraining order threat
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Well, you’re OBVIOUSLY a total lesbo then
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The Dolph is often too much man for some women to take. no need to feel bad
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hmmm, are orange glasses really PROOF of my heterosexuality??
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I prefer the well-oiled, half nude Dolph.
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really? I think Grace is one hot dude!
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You have very low blog standards if this is the best one you’ve read all week.
Oh, and, um, can I have those used panties?
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and some HAIRY ass shit
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you think that’s impressive…you should see his taint!
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Apparently not. But hey, they say all the good men are either gay or married. You must be fan-fucking-tastic.
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hahahahaha. now THAT was clever. and true!
Did you ever see “I Come In Peace”? Holy shit, was that movie ever stupid. It didn’t even make any sense. The alien would say, “I come in peace!” and then he’d kill you. I don’t know why he’d say that, since he was mean and ugly and never pretended like he wasn’t gonna kill you. He might as well have said, “I’m gonna fuckin kill you!” That would’ve been a way better title for that movie. Anyway, Dolph fucked the alien up by the end of the movie. What a twist.
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I NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW
You really threw in the Grace Jones pic!!! lol!!! That’s the shit! “I want to ride with Conan!” Only a true Grace fan knows that quote…
dg
i had some frightening vanilla ice flashbacks checking out those saucy bulge-tastic pix.
i’m not gonna lie,
it frightened me a little…
ps-why is this scary ass picture coming up next to every comment but yours?!?
When I was a Teenager, I had a HUGE crush
on him. Pathetic, I know but, he was He Man
LOL How could you not love HeMan??? I also loved
him in Universal Soldier, even if he was a villian. LOL
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Conan the Destroyer baby, Conan the Destroyer
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Don’t be afraid of the Dolph, embrace him….no seriously, literally embrace him.
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don’t be ashamed. Donk STILL has a crush on him!
I am speechless
I scanned right past all the Dolphness and am left wondering why it looks like Grace Jones has a big penis? See it??? Okay, probably her hand and shadow, but it looks like a penis!
he looks like my bikram yoga instructor … or my bikram yoga instructor looks like him *laugh* …
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love the nude pic of him!!!! Was told by women over the years that HAD him…that its BIG and he is long and slow in the bed…not a ruff fast “fuck”.
Some people thinks its small in this nude pic of him??? Dude hes in his 50’s and his ball sack is that TIGHT???? no that meens the water was cold and his dick SHRUNK UP!!! and if thats what it looks like SHRUNK UP!!!! damn he is a big ol GROWER!! YUM YUM YUM!!!!