If you read my blogs and agree with me you are going down

So it seems that my blog series about landing a chick in the pen has stirred some debate about the morality of it. Aric (with an A) respectfully made a point about the morality of toying with someone. That is all good, if someone makes a well thought out point I can respect that. On [...]

Convict Conversations

(So today I venture out to get my post office box… What I need to do is come up with a persona as to not reveal any personal details. This is where you come in…)
NOTE: I will not be using real pictures of myself to send either they are just used for comedic effect in [...]

Lessons that I have learned and want to pass on

(Tomorrow we will construct our letter to my new convict love interest. Until then I have decided to share some of the advice that I have received over my lifetime. Here are some quotes that will stick in my head forever and how correct they actually are.)

On work and careers
The KH theory of work

“You but [...]

People Are Sheep

People are sheep. I am reminded of this on an almost daily basis. Most recently I saw this concept in action at the airport in Philadelphia on Sunday.
Donk was already mildly irritated because the flight had been delayed, leaving Mrs. Donk and I to stand around doing what we do best: not talking [...]

“I’m Amurcan” and Other Observations from My Trip to Pennsylvania

As you know, Donk went to rural Pennsylvania this weekend for a friend’s wedding. It was a great time, and I picked up a few humorous tidbits and a couple of longer stories while I was out there. Today, let’s talk about the tidbits:
1. My friend’s dad comes from hardcore redneck stock from generations back. [...]

The Bachelorette: Prison Style

So here is the deal. It was a mixed bag between me going on match.com and writing a journal of my dates and corresponding with a few ladies behind bars. This week I am going to set up a PO BOX and start doing the prison thing. I don’t know where this is [...]