In my blog yesterday I announced my desire to be a female cam whore. I have to confess though the blog is like a year old. I had to bring it back in order to write this blog. It’s a confession of sorts about my day as a cam whore. Please remember these events took [...]
When talking to one of my friends the other day they asked me what I thought was the funniest movie of all time. I gave my answer and they had a look of shock on their face. They told me that my answer wasn’t a comedy and in fact they were slightly disgusted that I [...]
I got a message from a few people today wondering where my blog was today. Why it wasnt updated in the early morning like it usually is. I was going to update it but I physically injured myself, in fact I feel concussed right now.
How did it happen? Car accident? Fight? Falling off a [...]
Andy Dick is well, a dick.
Last night I made my official debut as a stand up philosopher. I had a great time and I want to thank Trista, Farmer V, Claire, Donkey Sosa, Will, Jeremy, Michelle and Kelly for coming out to support me. I really appreciate the time you set aside to come there [...]
Apparently myspace has made it so you can’t put in youtube clips to blogs anymore, bastards. So I just have to link to this clip. I am sorry to make you watch this but I was writing this weeks Parade Magazine’s Questions answered and this ended up sucking me in. I watched it three times [...]
I love when people talk about their lives and say that they would never change a thing that happened. That they wouldn’t be the person that they were today if their life didn’t go exactly the way it did. To me that is complete and utter bullshit. Everyone has events in their lives that if [...]
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