Hi My Name Is…

Today is my second day of my final year of school. It has been a long and winding road that has included career changes, forged fin aid forms, and other great events.Right now I am killing time on campus before my next class and I thought I would share with you my main thought about being on campus.

Hi my name is….

Hi my name is… Kevin. I am the guy on campus that might be slightly too old to be there. I fall into a category where I am not young enough to sleep with the co-eds and probably too young to start sleeping with my professors. Please excuse me if I leer at your summer tanned, Californian, young bodies. I dont mean to, I am kind of just filling the spank bank. Really I mean no harm.And yes Asian girls I am that guy that walked by and under my breath said:

Me so horny, me love you long time and then went into the first four versus of the Too Live Crew Song.

I am officially the old guy on campus.