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A Drunken Saturday Afternoon Blog

By: Bobby Finstock on 08/26/06 @ 6:07 pm

I love these little fuckers….

little league

Is it because I am from Georgia? Nope
Is it because I am a creepy child pedophile? Nope.

It’s because I just won $50 betting on the little league world series… Thank you internet. Although this might be a sign I have a slight sickness with gambling. But then again it isn’t gambling if you win. It is investing.

So I went to Kinkos to fax a contract. (We’ll get to that in a second.) Which since when does it cost $9.50 to fax a six page document? Kinkos is the ultimate ass raping business.

I digress….After I paid for a lapdance err… I mean my fax. I went to the sports bar to watch the US title game of the little league world series. Good times… The highlight had to have been when I actually went in and asked them to put the game on. There is no way I didn’t look like Jon Benet Ramsey’s ex lover…. er killer.

BTW… the guy didn’t do it. He is just a sick fuck that is obsessed with it.

Ok so Georgia won. I won 50 bucks… All is right in the world. Now I put the money back on the Colts in preseason football. Why? Because I have an addiction… er investment problem.

Now onto the contract thing. I can’t really go into detail at all yet until things are finalized but I got hired by a very large blogging network to write. Paid gig, signed contract, and all that jazz. It isn’t going to be anything like I currently write about it is actually going to be a business blog. But I am getting paid to write… So hide the hookers tonight… Kevin is going to celebrate (by watching Japan vs. Mexico little league baseball… I am going with the Japs on that one… I can say Japs only 1.4% of my readers are Asian) *

Filed in: My Life

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

5 Responses to “A Drunken Saturday Afternoon Blog”

  1. says:

    OK… so is ot okay if I hang out here since myspace is blocked? Yeah? Cool, I’ll interview the c listers, you know Fred Savage, K-Fed, Brooke Hogan.

    I agree about Eva, WTF? She looks like a pastry chef’s icing paper.

  2. says:

    it* not ot* Bama Edumacation and dyslexia strikes again…

  3. says:

    It is all good you can hang out here as long as you like.

  4. Jason says:

    Hasn’t the internet in tandem with a scanner made the fax machine pretty much obsolete? PDF’s are where its at. It’s kind of like having a regular land-line telephone. Who still does that besides my grandparents??

  5. michel says:

    pervert ass

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