I love these little fuckers….
Is it because I am from Georgia? Nope
Is it because I am a creepy child pedophile? Nope.
It’s because I just won $50 betting on the little league world series… Thank you internet. Although this might be a sign I have a slight sickness with gambling. But then again it isn’t gambling if you win. It is investing.
So I went to Kinkos to fax a contract. (We’ll get to that in a second.) Which since when does it cost $9.50 to fax a six page document? Kinkos is the ultimate ass raping business.
I digress….After I paid for a lapdance err… I mean my fax. I went to the sports bar to watch the US title game of the little league world series. Good times… The highlight had to have been when I actually went in and asked them to put the game on. There is no way I didn’t look like Jon Benet Ramsey’s ex lover…. er killer.
BTW… the guy didn’t do it. He is just a sick fuck that is obsessed with it.
Ok so Georgia won. I won 50 bucks… All is right in the world. Now I put the money back on the Colts in preseason football. Why? Because I have an addiction… er investment problem.
Now onto the contract thing. I can’t really go into detail at all yet until things are finalized but I got hired by a very large blogging network to write. Paid gig, signed contract, and all that jazz. It isn’t going to be anything like I currently write about it is actually going to be a business blog. But I am getting paid to write… So hide the hookers tonight… Kevin is going to celebrate (by watching Japan vs. Mexico little league baseball… I am going with the Japs on that one… I can say Japs only 1.4% of my readers are Asian) *