Karma, Ain’t it a bitch

Karma as defined by wiki:

Karma is a term that comprises the entire cycle of cause and effect. Karma is a sum of all that an individual has done, is currently doing and will do. The effects of all deeds actively create past, present and future experiences, thus making one responsible for one’s own life, and the pain in others.

I used to think that Karma was complete and utter bullshit. Then after having a conversation with a friend I realized that Karma is 100 percent true. In fact I think it is indisputable that Karma exists. How can I prove it you ask?

Michael J. Fox

I firmly believe that Michael J Fox is proof that Karma is real because he has Parkinson’s Disease. Before your groan and unsubscribe saying how cold hearted I am let’s look at the facts.

Michael J. Fox has had one of the worst film careers in the history of Hollywood. Striking Back to the Future and Teen Wolf from the record here is a list of his movies:

Bright Lights, Big City
The Secret of My Succe$s (yes they use a dollar sign in the title which is the international sign for suckiness)
The Hard Way (if James Woods is prominently involved it is not a good sign, just ask any playmate over the last ten years)
Doc Hollywood
Life with Mikey (one of the top five worst movies ever made, at least it effectively showed the range of Nathan Lane aka the whiny overbearing sidekick)
Greedy (this finished ahead of Life with Mikey on the shitty list, it was the first time I ever threw up on a plane and it wasn’t because of the turbulence)
The Frighteners (okay, it was Peter Jackson’s best film)
Mars Attacks (……..)
Stuart Little (at least it let Geena Davis back into Hollywood after making Cutthroat Island and the Long Kiss Goodnight)

Tell me that resume isn’t pure shit. Due to the low grade movies he has inflicted on the public, Karma decided to give him Parkinson’s Disease. Now judging by this logic I would like to offer up some predictions on how other people in Hollywood will end up:

Anyone Associate with the Lawnmower Man: Severe rectal bleeding.

Keanu Reeves: Botulism

Nicole Richie: Rickets… Wait a second. Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury I would like to submit for the record evidence item B in the case of proving Karma is real.

John Travolta (just for Battlefield earth alone): Scurvy

Freddie Prinze Jr- AIDS after getting raped in the ass by a gorilla at the zoo.

I think my point is correct… Just hang on tight next time you hear about Freddie Prinze going to the zoo.