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(Exiled in Colorado wrote about this yesterday. I was writing my blog at the same time. So I just want to give her props and tell you to check her take on this story. Good stuff. Thanks to the mufucka jayremy for sending me the link to this article.)

Are you SURE you want to remove that? - Yahoo! News

An Indian businessman born with two
penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to
marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said
Saturday.

The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar
Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with
an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication
or diphallus, the Times of India said.

“Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical
literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is
rudimentary,” the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs
were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis
had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or
the hospital to protect the patient’s privacy.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around
the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million
men, the newspaper said.

It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the
embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three
primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are
formed.

You know some people are so unappreciative. God gives you a gift and you spit in his face? People spend their entire life trying to figure out why they are on this planet. They wander along aimlessly, miserable, questioning their existence, but this man gets a gift and wants to squander it in order to “marry and lead a normal sexual life”. How boring can one person be?

His blessing could lead to years of fun. Think about all the advantages this gives you in life.

Imagine going into a bathroom and pissing into two different urinals at the same time. Tell me that wouldn’t win you friends in the bar bathroom.

He totally could jerk off with one while taking a shit and urinating with the other. Imagine the time it would save in the morning!

Sexually the possibilities are mind numbing. Threesomes, double penetration, and once he uses one he can switch to the other. What woman wouldn’t love that?

How could this man pass up a life of depravity and a chance to rule the world of porn?

After thinking about it though I guess I could see where this would suck. It was probably rather awkward growing up.

You have a wet dream and clean up. Hiding the sheets from your parents and washing off your pajamas only to fall asleep and have the other cannon go off. That would kind of suck.

Or what about popping wood in class? It would be rather awkward having a double erection poking out on each side. There is no way you could use your t-shirt to hide that. You would have to walk around with your hands in your pockets all day.

His parents had to give him shit about it at an early age. Imagine changing a diaper and having to fight two streams on unexpected piss. They couldn’t have been happy about that. I am sure the kids at school teased him in the shower as well.

Having sex might actually be difficult imagine being with him with one penis inside you and the other poking you in the thigh or stomach while you are going at it. That can’t be enjoyable.

You know come to think of it maybe he is making the right move. I guess having two cocks would suck… But three breasts on the other hand… There would be nothing wrong with that. (I love that girl from Total Recall)