B. Spears and Time Travel

Apparently myspace has made it so you can’t put in youtube clips to blogs anymore, bastards. So I just have to link to this clip. I am sorry to make you watch this but I was writing this weeks Parade Magazine’s Questions answered and this ended up sucking me in. I watched it three times and now I am just going to do that blog tomorrow or later today.

I actually watched it three times and I am now convinced of the following:

1) That maybe time travel does exist (you need to watch the last 40 seconds of it to get that but it is totally worth it)

2) That I am smarter than everyone in Hollywood.

3) That if this is what married conversations are about I am just going to bang 20 year olds for as long as I can and never settle down.

4) That these two need to stop breeding.

5) About 47 seconds in you can start feeling your will to live zapped out of your body.

6) My southerners sound retarded theory is proven.

7) I can no longer be attracted to this girl EVER.

Kevin Federline sounds like the smart one.

9) That you do sound trashy talking with your mouth full of food.

Again I am sorry for making you watch this. It is like watching a massive car wreck you can’t turn away.