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Mel Gibson’s Greeting Card Company

By: Bobby Finstock on 08/3/06 @ 6:07 am

As probably all of you have heard Mel Gibson got into a bit of trouble this week.

mel

He was arrested for drunk driving and unleashed some anti-Semitic remarks on his arresting officer. Because of this he has already lost some upcoming projects in Hollywood. Gibson has decided to step away from the limelight and start his own greeting card company. I was able to get my hands on a few of the sample greeting cards designed by Mel Gibson himself.

Birthday wishes

Front:

Raise your hand if you are one year older.

Inside:

Happy Birthday!


Hanukkah

Front:

Remember to light your fire every night.

hannukkah

Inside:

Even though I wish it was this one:

brick oven

Welcome to town

(Mel designed cards that allows people over the net to customize their town information and the card gets sent out custom print. Here is a sample.)

Front:

Hello Neighbor!

Inside:

Welcome to Oxford!

oxford


Postcards

(this is one Mel actually sent out)

Front:

Greetings from Auschwitz

auschwitz
Back:
To: The Weinstein Bros

Damn it isn’t operational anymore. Wish you were here.

Much Love,
Mel

So there you have it, Mel Gibson is about to embark on a second career. I am sure we all wish him the best of luck. Way to go Mel.

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3 Comments »


On 08/4/06 at 4:38 am
spence said:

OK, dude….I like reading your blogs, you’re pretty witty and funny and all but, this one is lacking. I guess because it has to do with what happened to the Jews way back when, and truthfully, that was a horrible thing to happen to any race. I guess it was a little tasteless.
Oh well, I’ll still keep my faith in your blogs, and continously read them everytime they are posted.
Just try to be a little more sensitive in the future.
Spence

Oh yeah, what’s the difference between black people and tires?

Tires don’t sing when you put chains on them!

 

On 08/6/06 at 7:21 am
diabolos said:

listen to that, can you hear it? the smallest violin ever playing the saddest tune just for you.

difference between a pizza and a jew? my pizza doesn’t scream in the oven.

 

On 08/6/06 at 7:30 am
Kevin said:

Holy shit did Mel Gibson just comment my blog?

 

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