Mel Gibson’s Greeting Card Company
As probably all of you have heard Mel Gibson got into a bit of trouble this week.
He was arrested for drunk driving and unleashed some anti-Semitic remarks on his arresting officer. Because of this he has already lost some upcoming projects in Hollywood. Gibson has decided to step away from the limelight and start his own greeting card company. I was able to get my hands on a few of the sample greeting cards designed by Mel Gibson himself.
Birthday wishes
Front:
Raise your hand if you are one year older.
Inside:
Happy Birthday!
Hanukkah
Front:
Remember to light your fire every night.
Inside:
Even though I wish it was this one:
Welcome to town
(Mel designed cards that allows people over the net to customize their town information and the card gets sent out custom print. Here is a sample.)
Front:
Hello Neighbor!
Inside:
Welcome to Oxford!
Postcards
(this is one Mel actually sent out)
Front:
Greetings from Auschwitz
Back:
To: The Weinstein Bros
Damn it isn’t operational anymore. Wish you were here.
Much Love,
Mel
So there you have it, Mel Gibson is about to embark on a second career. I am sure we all wish him the best of luck. Way to go Mel.
OK, dude….I like reading your blogs, you’re pretty witty and funny and all but, this one is lacking. I guess because it has to do with what happened to the Jews way back when, and truthfully, that was a horrible thing to happen to any race. I guess it was a little tasteless.
Oh well, I’ll still keep my faith in your blogs, and continously read them everytime they are posted.
Just try to be a little more sensitive in the future.
Spence
Oh yeah, what’s the difference between black people and tires?
Tires don’t sing when you put chains on them!
listen to that, can you hear it? the smallest violin ever playing the saddest tune just for you.
difference between a pizza and a jew? my pizza doesn’t scream in the oven.
Holy shit did Mel Gibson just comment my blog?