One of the best traits about me is that retarded people love me. (I know that isn’t the correct term but I wrote a blog about shitting my pants yesterday I get a little leeway.)
Growing up back in New York we had a janitor at our middle school that had downs syndrome. He had to [...]
There was a point in time where I had a job of some importance. I was the head corporate consultant for a computer firm in Rochester, NY. In fact I was so important that I had my own office, it was great to dance to Locomotion in complete privacy.
Money was rolling in and I was [...]
Today is my second day of my final year of school. It has been a long and winding road that has included career changes, forged fin aid forms, and other great events.Right now I am killing time on campus before my next class and I thought I would share with you my main thought about [...]
I didn’t watch the Emmy Awards last night. Frankly I think award shows are a complete and utter waste of time. Most awards just suck, well except for the top blogger voting at mysimplemind.com, remember this is the last week you can vote.
Anyways at the start of the year I did a blog like [...]
Q. You always do Top 5 lists. How about the all-time top TV dogs?
-Steve Hartland, Portland, Ore.
A. All time might be hard to do since I haven’t been on earth 60 years or anything like that. How about the last twenty years?
5. Joy Behar
4. Mindy Cohen
3. Shannon Doherty
2. Nicole Richie
1. Marsha Warfield
What you meant like [...]
I love these little fuckers….
Is it because I am from Georgia? Nope
Is it because I am a creepy child pedophile? Nope.
It’s because I just won $50 betting on the little league world series… Thank you internet. Although this might be a sign I have a slight sickness with gambling. But then again it isn’t gambling [...]
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