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» Monthly Archives: July 2006

I bet you can’t watch all four minutes

By: Bobby Finstock on 07/20/06 @ 5:18 am

Yesterday I detailed one of the games we used to play at my house when I lived back in New York.
The Swank game had gone on for a while and it was fine but it didn’t hold the punch it once did. So I brought home a game that we were playing at work. A [...]




You’ve Been Swanked

By: Bobby Finstock on 07/19/06 @ 8:47 am

(Note: This was part of my blog for tomorrow but the second half is so long I decided to split it into two. Plus I feel like a hack for not posting a real blog today.)
For some reason I was thinking about this the other day. Maybe it was the whole I know the guy [...]




The lowest form of life

By: Bobby Finstock on 07/17/06 @ 6:17 pm

Not everyone can work a glamour job. We all can’t be rock stars, athletes, or doctors. I have a large family that has people working positions from lobbyists and professors to janitors and retail employees, no matter what their job is though I respect what they do. I know how hard they work and how [...]




I’m Pretty Sure I Have Chicken Pox

By: donkeysosa on 07/17/06 @ 7:00 am

Today Donk finally sucked it up and went to get a haircut. It had been about three months, so I figured it was about time (the term hair helmet comes to mind). Anyways, I go to one of those discount places, unlike Mrs. Donk, who seems to have no moral dilemma with spending [...]




Seventeen Magazine Questions Answered

By: Bobby Finstock on 07/16/06 @ 3:02 pm

Q: My problem is my guy friend. We had a one-time sexual encounter, and he promised there would be no awkwardness between us, but there is. I see him online, and we don’t even say “hey.” I feel like we ruined a friendship over something so stupid. How can I fix the friendship if he [...]




I know the guy that held the dog’s legs

By: Bobby Finstock on 07/14/06 @ 5:58 am

Sometimes you hear phrases from people that just make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. Things like:
“We need to audit you.”
“Yes we will need to probe rectally.”
“Honey I’m pregnant.”
Then sometimes you hear something that really puts the fear of god into you. Something so heinous that when you hear it you [...]




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