Parade Magazine Questions Answered

Q. What do you think of Clay Aiken’s new hairstyle?
-Chris V., Spokane, Wash.
A: People still care about Clay Aiken?
Q. What do you make of the persistent rumors that the late James Dean was gay or bisexual?
-Mitch W., Wheeling, W. Va.
A: I am not shocked.

As seen from this picture from “Rebel Without a Cause” the dude [...]

Drunken Mistakes Vol 9

One of the cool things about going to school at Albany was that there were drink specials throughout town. For five bucks you could drink all the draft beer you could handle for usually four or more hours. (This was something that eventually was made illegal in New York State.) Because of this you could [...]

I bet you can’t watch all four minutes

Yesterday I detailed one of the games we used to play at my house when I lived back in New York.
The Swank game had gone on for a while and it was fine but it didn’t hold the punch it once did. So I brought home a game that we were playing at work. A [...]

You’ve Been Swanked

(Note: This was part of my blog for tomorrow but the second half is so long I decided to split it into two. Plus I feel like a hack for not posting a real blog today.)
For some reason I was thinking about this the other day. Maybe it was the whole I know the guy [...]

The lowest form of life

Not everyone can work a glamour job. We all can’t be rock stars, athletes, or doctors. I have a large family that has people working positions from lobbyists and professors to janitors and retail employees, no matter what their job is though I respect what they do. I know how hard they work and how [...]

Seventeen Magazine Questions Answered

Q: My problem is my guy friend. We had a one-time sexual encounter, and he promised there would be no awkwardness between us, but there is. I see him online, and we don’t even say “hey.” I feel like we ruined a friendship over something so stupid. How can I fix the friendship if he [...]