(Thanks everyone for tuning into the show last night. I hope you had as good of a time as we did.)
I am back from Vegas and I would like to take this time to share with you three games that I love to play while in Vegas. Of course you can never get the results of these games but the fun is in playing them.
1) Are those real tits?
Is there anything better that you can do to pass the time while at the pool during a hot day than to play this game? I think not. The rules are simple; you look at breasts and guess if they are real or fake. Nothing complex at all here, there is only one rule so it is easy to remember while cocked off of your ass. It also translates to strip clubs and regular clubs.
Hint: If you are in a strip club or a club and a girls breasts glow while under a black light, not only are they fake but they had a really shitty tit job.
2) Where are they from?
I love to watch people. It’s the oldest and cheapest hobby in the world and is still by far my favorite. The best is watching someone and trying to create a back-story about his or her life while sitting there and watching. While in Vegas my favorite part about people watching is trying to guess where they are from. This can be played anywhere at any time which makes it a great way to pass the time while in line for a club, show, or cab.
Hint: Greasy hair, over tanned, and at least one shitty tattoo that is misplaced: New Jersey. Not to be confused with trendy clothes, trendy tattoo placement, over tanned: Los Angeles.
Pale, poor dental hygiene, and ill maintained body hair: Europe. Not to be confused with pale, ill maintained body hair, and a constant look of bewilderment: Minnesota.
3) Is she a hooker?
Finally my favorite game on the face of the earth because you really can only play it in Vegas, is she a hooker? The rules of this one are simple. You see a girl all whored out walking through a casino or sitting at a casino bar talking to random old men you must guess if she is a hooker or not.
Hint: Cleavage showing cant be your determining factor. They best way to go about it is to see if a girl it touchy feely with someone 20 years older while at a bar or if she has track lines.
So there you have it. Those are all games you can play while in Vegas, which is one of the reasons why it is one of my favorite vacation spots.
Do you have any games you play while traveling?
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We used to play that game in Atalntic City, also. “Hooker!” One point for being the first to spot a hooker. Two points if it was a male.
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We used to play a game in Vegas… the High 5 game… its simple. The game goes like this, as you walk along one guy calls out a person whos walking toward you. The other guys job is to get a high five from that person. The person who gets the most high fives gets a free drink. Last time we went to vegas the game got pretty fucked up and they were asking the ugliest of ugly, the meanest of mean, and even a lady in a cast for high fives… try it, and you would be surprised how many people will actuall do it, and how humiliated you feel when you get totally rejected… its Vegas.. so who cares!
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This is genius. I play “Celebrity Look Alike”, because I’m a girl, and although we stare at fake boobs too, we want to have a good time, not a jealous time. I also haven’t seen that many celebrities in Vegas. So we invented this game (very simple, really): The whole time, you point out someone that could pass for a celebrity, and at the end of the trip you vote with each other for who pointed out the best (closest resemblance) and buy them drinks.
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I have to add to your game No.3. It’s something I learned the hard way while walking after dark from Mirage to Treasure Island with my girlfriend.
If you walk in a dark alley in Las Vegas after the dark, every car driver will stop because they all think that only hookers walk instead of taking a cab.
TIP: Do yourself a favor and take a cab or the tram.