By the time you read this I could be dead

Because I am going to Vegas this weekend!

Yes that is correct I am going to Sin City to see some of my friends from back east and also to celebrate The Happy Commuter’s birthday with some friends.

AN INVITE

Trista and I actually wanted to invite all the people that we know in Vegas to come out to a little happy hour celebration at the Venetian from 5:30-7:30 on Friday at the Tao Lounge. That is where I am meeting some friends and we figure why not invite the good people of myspace as well. So if you want we will be there, stop by and say hi. If you do want to meet up drop one of us a message on here.

OK THE ACTUAL BLOG

So a couple of months back I was flipping around on HBO and came across the movie Kinsey. I figured I would watch it for a couple of minutes just for the hell of it. All of a sudden I noticed a girl in the audience of a class that he was teaching as a girl that I used to date, bang, or violate depending on how you wanted to spin it.

I knew she wanted to become an actress so I checked out IMDB.com to see if she was listed. Damn right she was and her filmography was impressive. Super Troopers, Kinsey, and the War of the Worlds were all on her filmography (of course they were all uncredited parts but who am I to say anything?)

So I felt pretty good about myself I have had sexual relations with someone that is listed on imdb, I feel like I accomplished something in my life.

Also I would like to point out that in her trivia section she is listed as being a former Miss New York State pageant contestant. (This didn’t add anything to story except to make me feel good about myself.)

So why I am sharing all this with you? Because I think in her trivia section it should be noted that she used to date me, Kevin’s “Freaking” with maybe a link to my blog or something. So if anyone has an imdb account could you throw that up there? You could also mention that there are pictures of her dressed as a school girl circulating around Albany which I wish I would have copied at the time. You could also note that she likes to take it from behind but that might be too graphic. (I’m really kidding about me being listed in her trivia section, actually you know what, fuck it I’m not.)

So everyone have a great weekend Watch the show and wish me luck. If you are in Vegas stop by and have a drink with us. Hopefully this isn’t the last blog I write because it would be a shitty way to go out. Ok if it is maybe I should make this clear.

I would totally bang Kari Byron from Mythbusters.

I feel so much better getting that off of my chest