When we ended Part 1, my parents were poised to exact their revenge on me for losing my almost brand-new Kmart Excaliber BMX bike to thieves in the park (in the thieves defense, I DID leave it there overnight). I don’t even remember where they found the next clunker they gave me, but in many [...]
(Note: Yesterday’s blog was the attempt at the most offensive blog ever…Which was the joke within in the joke. I need a life.)
Well there has been a trend in the blogging community on myspace lately to do awards. There were awards of Mr. and Ms. Myspace, there is currently a blogging awards show that is [...]
So today I decide to meet my sweet, beautiful Mrs. Donkey for lunch at an outdoor mall. As we left the restaurant and entered the small outdoor plaza area, Donkey’s jaw dropped. What I saw horrified me almost as much as the first time I saw Farmer Vincent in swim trunks (shiver).
In this [...]
The most offensive blog ever is going to have to wait. It turned out to be a little bit of a mess and I want to rework it. (Well all my blogs are a mess this was just really bad.) So I decided to throw out some random thoughts which I haven’t done in months.
But [...]
In the early 80s, in Elementary school, a guy was only as good as the bike he rode. Like cars later would in high school, bikes defined who a person was to the rest of his peers. Those who owned a BMX Mongoose pretty much owned the school. They could pick on other guys, steal [...]
Instead of my usual Monday morning blog where I take questions from various magazines and give the real answers I decided to do something a bit different, mainly because I am too damn lazy to look up the questions.
I get approximately 1.5 trillion messages a day (aka 20 messages) with a lot of them being [...]
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