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I wasn’t going to post today but…

By: Bobby Finstock on 06/9/06 @ 4:57 pm

I wasn’t going to post at all today because I have been really swamped at work and then I saw this. Reason number 155 why if I have a daughter that she will not be allowed to leave the house until she is 21:

From CNN.com:
Teen sneaks to Mideast to meet MySpace pal

Friday, June 9, 2006; Posted: 2:57 p.m. EDT (18:57 GMT)

DETROIT, Michigan (AP) — A 16-year-old girl who flew to the Middle East to see a man she met on MySpace.com was detained in Jordan and was headed home Friday, an FBI spokesman said.

U.S. officials persuaded Katherine Lester to take the return flight from Amman, FBI Special Agent Robert Beeckman said from the agency’s Detroit office.

Katherine had disappeared from her home in Gilford, in eastern Michigan, on Monday and apparently planned to visit a man whose MySpace account describes him as a 25-year-old from Jericho, said Tuscola County Undersheriff James Jashinske.

The sheriff’s department contacted the FBI, which traced the teen to a flight from New York to Amman, Jashinske said. On Thursday night, her family received word from U.S. officials that she had been stopped as she arrived in Amman en route to Tel Aviv, Israel.

Katherine’s mother, Shawn Lester, said her daughter had persuaded her in April to help her get a passport so she could go on a two-week vacation to Canada with a friend’s family.

On Sunday, they drove to a bus station for that trip, but the family didn’t show up. Shawn Lester said she called them, learned there was no trip and brought her daughter home. The next day, Katherine was gone.

Jashinske said it remained unclear whether any law had been violated. An online conversation with a 16-year-old is not illegal in Michigan, but solicitation for sex would be. He said deputies confiscated the family’s home computer and were taking it to the FBI’s Bay City office Friday for analysis.

FBI spokesman Brian Endrizal declined to provide any details and would not comment on the man’s identity or background.


I mean come on Jordan? What happened to going to the food court and hot topic to get some action?

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