Today I write this blog with great pride, honor, and a sense of achievement. Because of what has transpired I have had to sit down and reevaluate my life and re-rank the most important achievements in my life.
The most important achievements in my life:
5) Taking a team from the English Conference league all the way to the Premiere League in Championship Manager 4.
4) Eating a cheeseburger for 28 straight days out of the student dining hall my freshman year at SUNY Albany.
3) Being told to “F off” from Beth S of the Real World
2) Getting hit in the same place on my thigh in the same baseball game. By doing so esteemed reporter Jack Haley mentioned me in the Livingston County News.
All of this pales in comparison to what happened to me the other day. What happened you ask? A three some with the Olsen Twins? Not even as cool as this. Urinating on Paris Hilton? Nope, that would be a joke compared to this event.
The new number one event in my life… I have had a fake profile created about me on myspace. I have finally made it!
Here it is…. CLICK HERE.
The comedic genius of this profile is at a level that I couldn’t even think of if I tried. Basically they used all my information on the page with some slight changes. This is where it is funny… I am a gay Muslim that likes Al Gore.
If that doesn’t spell comedy I don’t know what does.
I don’t think I have been this excited since I heard that jello pudding pops were coming back onto the market. It’s really the little things in life that make it worth living isn’t it?
So my question to you is what is something totally insignificant that you accomplished that you feel kind of proud about?