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Poor Music Taste

By: Bobby Finstock on 06/6/06 @ 7:32 am

I am that guy that when people are having a music discussion and bashing bands from the past that sits their silently because I know that I have owned some of the worst albums ever. I have had a rather large cd collection so granted not everything was going to be awesome. Over the years I would like to say that my music choices and ear has progressed but when I was younger I made some very poor listening decisions.

Below is a list of the some of the worst albums I have ever owned. (I would like to point out that I have never owned a Creed CD. So before you all jump on me look in your music collection or think back to if you have ever owned one. If so you are not allowed to bust my balls.)

Uptown MTV Unplugged

mtv unplugged

What more can you say about an album that has Jodeci AND Heavy D and the Boys?

MC Hammer- 2 Legit To Quit


Jerry Glanville was in the video? JERRY GLANVILLE! How does it not make Hammer cool?

Limp Bizkit- Significant Other

limp bizkit

I did it all for the nookie… the nookie… so you can…. (I am going to hang myself now)

The Village People- YMCA Record Single

village people

Sometimes the funniest things are true. When I was little this was my favorite song. I wish I was making it up.

Vanilla Ice- To the Extreme

vanilla ice

To add insult to injury I had lines carved into the side of my head for 6th grade soccer. Yeah… Uh… I think that explains why I didn’t have a girlfriend until high school.

While you may think that was the worst style choice I had ever made that same year for a dance I decided to rip up my jeans like a rocker and wear spandex underneath them. I shit you not. I was probably the most un-rocker like kid ever and for some strange reason I thought it was a good idea. How the hell I ever got laid the rest of my life I will never know.

What was the worst CD you have ever owned?

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About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

4 Responses to “Poor Music Taste”

  1. Jared says:

    No worries man, I was inches away from being talked into going to a Paula Abdul concert by my friend in Elementary school. I had one of her tapes…ughhh

  2. Steve says:

    Two words…Amy Grant.

  3. Roxanne says:

    I have the first goddamn Creed CD…and in the 80s it is a wonder ANY of us ever got laid, we all looked and dressed like total dorks. Oh and I have a Boys II Men CD that I am not proud of either.

  4. Troy says:

    When I was 9 years old, someone gave me a
    Donnie Osmond LP for Christmas, probably the
    lamest piece of shit ever.

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