(My friend Kris sent me this yesterday. It was too great not to share with the world)
Operation removes light bulb from anus
Jun 29, 7:34 AM (ET)
MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) – Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.
Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad’s misery [...]
So in the past we have covered frequently asked questions that I have received, my hate mail, and today I want to tackle the nice messages I get from people.
(turn heavy sarcasm on)
Actually before I do that I want to announce that my climb up the Hollywood ladder has started. Between my blogs and my [...]
I take great joy in the simple things of life.
Last night one of my favorite things ever happened. Something that happens across the country in board rooms every day. Something that when it happens it is guaranteed to give you a snicker every time, no matter if you have to hold it back or not [...]
(So every Monday I used to answer the questions out of Parade Magazine, it kind of got stale and I went away from it for a while but I felt it was time to bring it back. Parade is an insert in the Sunday paper here in the United States, to call it a magazine [...]
In the middle of writing another blog this idea sprang into my head. What are some things I want to do before I die? I quickly wrote down a list of things that were kind of lofty. You know stuff like, “Finish School” or “Get Married and Have Kids”.
I felt like I was setting the [...]
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