Drunken Mistakes Volume 6

It’s Friday and we are going to continue the drunken mistakes series. This time I am going to tell you about the time I totally screwed up every man’s fantasy, a threesome.
My freshman year of college I was invited to go to spring break at Daytona Beach with my friend Melanie from high school and [...]

Why I am cooler than everyone

I found this when digging to find a picture for my blog tomorrow and had to share it with the world. We had to paint a pumpkin for cub scouts… What did I go with?

Mr. “Freaking” T
Move over Picasso…
I’m pissed that twat ruined the shot of my masterpiece…
Want to know the bitch of this whole [...]

Thank God Will and Grace is Done

Tonight the end of an era happens on NBC. Will and Grace will no longer be in production of new episodes. Now before I continue on I want to say this about the show. I understand and give it respect for being a culturally important show. Will and Grace was as culturally as important as [...]

Gym Class Hero

I am a very competitive person. When I was little I would cheat in monopoly so my sister couldn’t beat me. I would destroy the pop-o-matic center of my game of trouble if my mom beat me. Of course I would also sulk for hours if my team lost in any sport I was playing. [...]

Kevin Federline’s Magic Penis

In the past I have discussed the magic of people’s genitalia for example I believe that Paula Abdul has an evil Vagina. In the last week I have discovered that Kevin Federline has a magic penis… Wait that sounded so wrong. Let me rephrase that. In the last week I have developed a theory that [...]

Parade Magazine Questions Answered

Q. Sharon Stone’s Basic Instinct 2 was raked over the coals by the critics. Was it as bad as all that?
-Leticia I., Scranton, Pa.
A. Was the first one even that good? Talk about someone that made a career of a couple of movies. Look at here career she has 70 credits on IMDB.com and after [...]