Sexy Shuffle Tag
So I’ve been tagged approximately 1.5 million times or 10 depending on who is counting. There was the original tag game, then sexy tag, and now the ipod shuffle game. I decided today to finally do all the tag games in one blog and get it over with. But when I was writing this the house was struck by lightening and it was like something out of “Weird Science”.
Except Kelly Lebrock wasn’t prominently involved:
But there was an ICBM in my living room, well actually in my pants.
All of these lame ass games combined into one… So I am proud to bring you the dirty tag ipod shuffle game.
1) Song: Rilo Kiley “Portions for Foxes”
Listen to it here: http://www.myspace.com/rilokiley
Favorite line: “There’s blood in my mouth ’cause I’ve been biting my tongue all week I keep on talkin’ trash but I never say anything”
Why I like the song: Jenny Lewis could sing school house rock songs to me and I would be turned on. I really can’t say enough about her or the band. If you like rock music you need to check this band out. It’s like the second coming of Liz Phair well when she was good and with more talent.
Why I would sleep with the person that made the song: Listen to “Portions for Foxes” and when she says, “I call you and say CMERE!” If that doesn’t get you all excited then you have no soul.
2) Song: Wu-Tang Clan “Dog Shit”
Favorite line: “Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else’s house Ol Dirt Dog, but I’m not dog out”
Why I like the song: This is probably one of the most degrading songs to fairer gender ever written. That isn’t the reason why I love it, but this song has served a purpose in my past. There was this girl AMY ZEMAN that I was into a few years back. We had a strange thing going on where we would flirt and nothing would happen. Finally she started sleeping over in my room. Then out of the blue she went home with my housemate Marty, you know the snake that slept with the retarded girl. I was so pissed off when I found out that she was in his room the next morning I sat outside on the computer and played this song over and over. Plus every time she would enter the bar I would play this song for like 5 months… Yes I am a petty fuck.
Why I would sleep with the person that made the song: Um…uh.. because I am a necrophiliac?
3) Song: Ben Folds Bastard
Favorite line: “You got smaller and the world got big
The more you knew we knew we didn’t know shit
The whiz man never fit him the whiz kid did”
Why I like the song: Ben Folds puts on one of the most entertaining concerts you will go to. I’ve brought total non fans or people that had no idea who he was to shows and they were blown away. Someone said that he is my generations Billy Joel, so I guess we should be banking on a horrible drunk driving accident soon.
Why I would sleep with the person that made the song: Did you see the size of his fingers?
4) Song: Barbara Streisand….. does it matter which song?
Favorite line: I really don’t listen to her
Why I like the song: Ok I was asked by my mother to make a few cds for her and this song was on it. I didn’t remove it from my itunes library really. I SWEAR!!!!!
Why I would sleep with the person that made the song: Well I had to think about this for awhile. When I give her a donkey punch, her head could smash into the headboard breaking her nose, which might help her out in the long run.
So there you go I did my part in the tag games…Now I must go find my little sock and think of Barbara. Not that I listen to her.
