http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/05/14/drunken-mistakes-volume-5/ Once You Read It You Can't Unread It Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:57:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/05/14/drunken-mistakes-volume-5/#comment-205 Drunken Mistakes Volume 15: Dude, Where’s My Car at pointlessbanter.net Fri, 18 May 2007 15:09:37 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/05/14/drunken-mistakes-volume-5/#comment-205 [...] -Wedding crashing, Dry Humping, and a Cat Fight-Kevin presides over the Jerry Springer show on an entire floor-The Anal Beads Story-Great Moments in Drunk Dialing History-Is this Karma or Just Funny?-How to get the shit kicked out of you gracefully-How to screw up a threesome on spring break-My 21st Birthday-The bed wetter and her friend Gonzo-How to turn down sex in the least tactful way known to man: The meanest things I have ever said to anyone and my comeuppance-How to emotionally scar a living room full of kids under the age of 19 with a three AM snack-Wait you screwed a girl that rode the short bus?-DUI Idol [...] [...] -Wedding crashing, Dry Humping, and a Cat Fight-Kevin presides over the Jerry Springer show on an entire floor-The Anal Beads Story-Great Moments in Drunk Dialing History-Is this Karma or Just Funny?-How to get the shit kicked out of you gracefully-How to screw up a threesome on spring break-My 21st Birthday-The bed wetter and her friend Gonzo-How to turn down sex in the least tactful way known to man: The meanest things I have ever said to anyone and my comeuppance-How to emotionally scar a living room full of kids under the age of 19 with a three AM snack-Wait you screwed a girl that rode the short bus?-DUI Idol [...]

]]> http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/05/14/drunken-mistakes-volume-5/#comment-204 Abi Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:39:07 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/2006/05/14/drunken-mistakes-volume-5/#comment-204 Gawd, I've had some interesting experiances with goldschlager... to this day no-one will tell me what happened on New Years 2006, and all I vaguely remember was trying to outdrink Gayton. Bad move, he was twice my size. 13 or so shots later I had passed out, and when I woke up, the fork and knife drawer of the house we were at was scattered out-side, and I heard a rumor about attempted suicide by spoon... apparently some emo kids from a diffrent party had come over once they realized we were drinking on the same block Gawd, I’ve had some interesting experiances with goldschlager… to this day no-one will tell me what happened on New Years 2006, and all I vaguely remember was trying to outdrink Gayton.
Bad move, he was twice my size.
13 or so shots later I had passed out, and when I woke up, the fork and knife drawer of the house we were at was scattered out-side, and I heard a rumor about attempted suicide by spoon… apparently some emo kids from a diffrent party had come over once they realized we were drinking on the same block

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