Sex and the City is a Ripoff of The Golden Girls

My distaste for the show “Sex in the City” has been talked about in my blogs before. Yesterday I was reading something about how the show was groundbreaking and original which I find funny because this show is nothing of the sort. As a matter of fact I am going to call out Darren Starr right now and accuse him of stealing the show from “The Golden Girls”.

Sure you laugh and say that these shows have nothing in common. But you are sorely mistaken “Sex and the City” copied each character off of “The Golden Girls”. I am going to break it down for you and as an added bonus tell you which of the women I would rather bang. Why that information is important I have no idea…

The Village Idiot

Golden Girls- Rose Nylund

Sex in the City- Charlotte

Their M.O.- These are the two morons of the show. Rose because she grew up in some small town in the middle of nowhere and Charlotte because she married a guy that never wanted to have sex. Both were naive and both talked in a light and annoying voice.

Who would I rather bang- Charlotte, she is the best looking women out of all of them on the list. Although Rose would probably be a better lay, Charlotte just needs the punishment doled out.

The Brains behind the Operation

Golden Girls-Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak

Sex in the City- Carrie Bradshaw

M.O.- Both are the ring leaders of the group. Each of them had bad luck with men. Also their style is impeccable. Carrie brought high fashion and shoes into popularity while Dorothy rocked the pants suit like no other.

Who would I rather bang- Wow this is a tough one. Dorothy has a penis I am sure, so she would be the one doing the banging. While Carrie has a horse face and she banged a guy with the nickname Mr. Big, how can I live up to that? So I am going to say put a bag over either one of their heads and turn out the lights.

The Older Crusty Broad

Golden Girls-Sophia Petrillo

Sex in the City- Miranda Hobbes

M.O.- Both of these are the older ladies in the group or the most run down. Bitter and angry they go through life trying to make everyone else miserable.

Who would I rather bang- Sophia Petrillo… While both are ultra thin and frail Sophia is Italian and I have a thing for Italian chicks. Plus she has spunk while Miranda is just an obnoxious twat.

The Skank

Golden Girls-Blanche Devereaux

Sex in the City- Samantha

M.O.- They bang anything that moves.

Who would I rather bang- Well in actual time the actors that played these characters were the same age probably when both of these shows were filmed. Kim Cattrall might be seventy. I am not one hundred percent sure on that. As for their characters on the show it is hard, I know my dick might fall off with either one. Blanche has that southern charm but Samantha has that dirty hooker thing going on… I guess I am just going to have to call it a draw and ask for a threesome.

So there you have it. It is pretty clear that “Sex in the City” was a rip off of “The Golden Girls” and now you know my poor sexual preferences. Discuss