"Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet,
detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria."


How to get a rack

By: Bobby Finstock on 05/3/06 @ 7:37 am

Before we go on with this blog we must all come to an agreement on two points.

1) Men are inherently stupid when dealing with women
2) Women exploit this for their gain

Now with that being said we can move onto our topic of the day.

Ladies do you want a set of tits for free? You would need to do NOTHING more than what you are doing on myspace now. Chris sent me this link and let’s just say ladies, you should go sex him now…

I am talking about the greatest website ever… A website that is successful in getting women free plastic surgery and exploiting men for the desperate perverts that we are.


All you have to do as a women is do what you are doing on myspace now, talk to guys.
It’s ingenious. It’s revolutionary. It’s so simple…

This is how it works… Guys have to pay money to buy credits. Each time they message you it is a credit. And guys… To message these girls that are desperate for tits it will only cost you as little as $1.80 a credit. Imagine the conversations that you can hold with these ladies? Plus if you ask nice enough they will dress up in outfits for you and take pictures (for an additional cost of course)! What a bargain, a fifty dollar picture of a girl with no breasts!

Just think about all the harassing comments and messages you get now on myspace. You ladies have to put up with it for free. It isn’t costing them a dime. Now each time a random pervert sends a girl his cock pic it would cost him money to do so, and frankly you probably should get something about of seeing “stumpy”.

Guys you can support ladies like Lexus:



And other desperate women that are looking to take all of your money in return for making you feel like they have some sort of interest in talking to you. Why leave your house to get the strip club treatment when you can do it from home? You can spend money on girls to fake having interest in you while just sitting about in your boxers! Ah the power of the internet.

Now I know some of you might be skeptics but the site has testimonials. Listen to what Morgan had to say, “so this site really can work it was only 3 days ago i wrote a blog saying i needed 40 dollars to reach 4k, and here i am fully charged on over 6k”


Over wow over 2k in three days. I’m so happy for you Morgan… I could almost cry. All the hard work you had to do to get there. You earned it girl.

I know people are probably thinking this is blog as a very smarmy tone to it. But alas, I fully support this site. As I am not just a supporter I am also a client.



Do you think I went too big?

Filed in: Pop Culture

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

2 Responses to “How to get a rack”

  1. Roxanne says:

    I don’t want new boobs, but I could sure use a new fence. You think someone would send me money if I promised to send pictures of my fence?

  2. Tania says:

    I wish I’d known about this site earlier. I would have bought my x-bf a brain AND a cock.

© 2006 Pointless Banter - All Rights Reserved || Designed: E.Webscapes || Social Media Consulting: Comedy Central Sound