Men remember many important moments in our lives: our first sexual experience, our first homerun in little league, high school graduation, our wedding. But men remember one thing clearer than all other memories combined the worst time we were ever hit in the nuts.
I remember my worst time so vividly that my balls begin to [...]
After the success of the great cornnuts experiment Michelle and I decided that we, in the name of science, should come up with a second experiment. After much discussion and watching Michelle breast feed her child we got into a heated debate about breast milk. She was trying to sell me on the fact that [...]
I gotta say, Easter in my household was pretty great when I was a kid. My sister Claire and I would wake up early and search around the house for a bunch of little “nests” of candy, adding them to our baskets as we went. We knew which were ours because we each [...]
(It’s Monday so that means it is time for me to go through the questions that are asked in “Parade Magazine”, which can be found in your paper every Sunday. As always these are the actual questions asked by the readers of Parade. I give them the real answers though…)
Q. As a fan of CBS’ [...]
I think I’m done with Subway.
I mean, I guess I was always on the fence, and here’s why:
1) The quality of their meat and cheese blows. It tastes like I’m eating straight salt and preservatives.
2) Every fuckin time I eat there, I walk out with the stench of cheap bread melted into my clothes. [...]
So this week I wrote one of the most controversial blogs ever… Was it about clubbing baby seals? Nope. Was it about anal fisting the mentally retarded? Nope. It was so controversial I was afraid to bring it up again. It was about Harry Potter and the fans of the CHILDREN’S BOOK. People got all [...]
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