Parade Magazine’s Questions Answered

(Note: There is a debate that will happen at the end of this blog. So if you lose interest or something at least skip to the end and discuss the ultimate debate that I am having with Trista.)
As per usual, on Monday mornings, this is where I take the questions from “Parade Magazine”, which you [...]

Amazon WTFs 2: Books

A couple months ago Donkey took a look at some of the more puzzling Amazon.com bestsellers in the categories of books, music, and movies. You can view a sample here.
Well, Donk was browsing the bestsellers this morning, and there’s clearly a lot of new poop for us to talk about. First, let’s start [...]

Ahnuld’s Top Ten

Forget about his shitty politics for a moment, and think back to the time when Arnold Schwarzenegger was the Jesus of cheesy action movies. This is the Ahnuld that I want to remember:

All greased up, wearing a loincloth, and spouting hilarious one-liners in that comical accent of his. So to honor the pre-Govenator Ahnuld, here’s [...]

My Visit to Toys R Us

Before I go onto my adventure at Toys R Us I have been asked to print a retraction. My friend Michelle of The Great Milk Experiment fame felt that I went too far by calling the smell of her breast milk rank. Michelle didn’t want me to sully the name of her breast milk so [...]

Myspace a place for censorship

NOTE: This blog isn’t funny, it isn’t even going to be entertaining. So if you get turned off by it I understand. I never ask this from you guys out there but even if you stop reading half way through leave me a comment and kudos for this. Even if your comment is a single [...]

Is McDonalds Racist?

So I saw this story a few weeks ago on yahoo news and I thought it was interesting.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,190380,00.html
(I know the link is for Satan’s news service but I ran a search and this was the first one to come up with this article.)
The results of the study in a nutshell:
Over a few weeks in the [...]