Myspace a place for censorship

NOTE: This blog isn’t funny, it isn’t even going to be entertaining. So if you get turned off by it I understand. I never ask this from you guys out there but even if you stop reading half way through leave me a comment and kudos for this. Even if your comment is a single [...]

Is McDonalds Racist?

So I saw this story a few weeks ago on yahoo news and I thought it was interesting.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,190380,00.html
(I know the link is for Satan’s news service but I ran a search and this was the first one to come up with this article.)
The results of the study in a nutshell:
Over a few weeks in the [...]

The Great Milk Experiment

After the success of the great cornnuts experiment Michelle and I decided that we, in the name of science, should come up with a second experiment. After much discussion and watching Michelle breast feed her child we got into a heated debate about breast milk. She was trying to sell me on the fact that [...]

Parade Magazine’s Questions Answered

(It’s Monday so that means it is time for me to go through the questions that are asked in “Parade Magazine”, which can be found in your paper every Sunday. As always these are the actual questions asked by the readers of Parade. I give them the real answers though…)
Q. As a fan of CBS’ [...]

The People that dislike me most

So this week I wrote one of the most controversial blogs ever… Was it about clubbing baby seals? Nope. Was it about anal fisting the mentally retarded? Nope. It was so controversial I was afraid to bring it up again. It was about Harry Potter and the fans of the CHILDREN’S BOOK. People got all [...]

Who needs viagra? Just use staples.

I got this from one of my friends on myspace today… I had to share it.

Belgrade – A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night [...]